Top 10 things not to do to or in an M3...

Doc · 08-29-2008, 05:23 PM

Dont cum in your pants

Doc · 08-29-2008, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eatrach73

you never seen people cut the springs to lower the car?

BMW cut the e46 M3 csl springs by one coil front and rear to lower it half and inch all round

sayemthree · 08-29-2008, 05:25 PM

Dont paint your brand new M3 Phoenix Yellow (or flat black or LAguna seca blue)

sayemthree · 08-29-2008, 05:29 PM

don't paint your calipers red.

MDCTFTW · 08-29-2008, 05:29 PM

- Don't ask why your exhaust tips are black.

sayemthree · 08-29-2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MDCTFTW

- Don't ask why your exhaust tips are black.

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156103

that belongs in top 10 stupidest questions!

J08M3 · 08-29-2008, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arsenal

I have a carbon Fibre grill. Is that wrong?

lol

I wouldn't put them on my car. Factory installed CF is all you need.

sayemthree · 08-29-2008, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc

BMW cut the e46 M3 csl springs by one coil front and rear to lower it half and inch all round

I think he means like with a hack saw.

sayemthree · 08-29-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc

Dont cum in your pants

you need to read the cold weather (heated seats) thread!!!!

Doc · 08-29-2008, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sayemthree

you need to read the cold weather (heated seats) thread!!!!

thanks, just did and I can tell you that the research is BS.. i can post ultrasound evidence to prove em wrong

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=nC...eature=related

See what happens when M3 drivers get lucky in their cars.. their kids turn out to be 6MT fans! "JOKE"

jaserion · 08-29-2008, 08:01 PM

wow, with these dont's, we'll all be driving stock!!!
:P

positiveions · 08-29-2008, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc

BMW cut the e46 M3 csl springs by one coil front and rear to lower it half and inch all round

Factory done vs. some shop

ersin · 08-29-2008, 10:27 PM

Don't get your oil changed at Jiffy Lube. They don't know what 10W60 is.
Don't put an exhaust made from a coffee can on the car. Put that your Civic instead.

sayemthree · 08-29-2008, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ersin

Don't get your oil changed at Jiffy Lube. They don't know what 10W60 is.

skierman64 · 08-29-2008, 11:07 PM

Don't street race
Don't turn off DSC unless you really know how to handle the car sideways.
Don't hit orange cones at 100+ mph

moog55 · 08-30-2008, 12:37 AM

dont put LCDs in the headrests
no CF hood or CF wheels
no hanging stupid shit from the rear view mirror
you will have to return the car to the dealership if you attempt to drive it while wearing those wack-ass Crocs shoes. (i saw a guy step out of an E46 m3 wearing Crocs last weekend. it made me puke in my mouth a little)

adamr · 08-30-2008, 01:10 AM

1. do not play any backstreet boys song in the car at full volume with the windows down .... actually do not play any backstreet boys song period in the car!
2. Do not drive the car with your head in line with the steering wheel and backrest titled so way back that it looks like you sleeping and driving ... that shit dont look cool, it looks stupid!
3. do not do it on the hood of the car ... actually not even in the car ... take the bitch to a sassy hotel and make sure she is hot, you drive an ///M, no reason for her to look fugly!!!!
4. do not lean against the car to look cool ... unless you don't mind your jean studs scratching your car
5. do not load the car with 6 of your friends ... it aint made for loading people!!!!
6. DO NOT put a tow hitch on the car

Hammer · 08-30-2008, 02:17 AM

Dont think about the fuel-consumption

sayemthree · 08-30-2008, 02:22 AM

DOnt race down a residential street and lose it and take out someone front porch.

GnokGnik · 08-30-2008, 02:51 AM

Don't pick up prostitutes
Don't let your passenger enjoy soup in your car (I HAVE SEEN IT).
Don't park near a beater.
Don't park near a beater you just cut off.
Don't baby your car, its a performance vehicle treat it like one!
DON'T SMOKE/LET SOMEONE SMOKE IN YOUR CAR.
Don't act like an environmentalist.
Don't go off-roading....

Don't tease other people by driving extra slow in your 414hp beast.
Don't adjust your rear view mirror to peep your passenger's private parts. (while driving anyways)
Don't point guns at people while driving/ go on drive-by's in your M3.

sg///M3 · 08-30-2008, 08:43 AM

Don't drink and drive.

BMWI6 · 08-30-2008, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arsenal

I have a carbon Fibre grill. Is that wrong?

lol

hell no, carbon fiber grills FTW!!!!!

08-29-2008, 05:23 PM	#45
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08-30-2008, 01:10 AM	#61
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08-30-2008, 08:43 AM	#65
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