How do you watch a chick flick without seeming gay?

[xxForgedxx]

The girl wants to watch a chick flick right? You don't BUT! There is a way. The only way. Written by me



Girl: Aww come over we can watch the notebook we can snuggle
Me: Ok (snuggle is code for put it in my ass)
Girl: Yayyy
Me: Knock Knock
Girl: *answers door in short shorts, no bra and a tank top* Hayyyyy
Me: *walks in*

5 minutes later...

Girl: whips out the notebook dvd, puts in dvd player
Me: sits on the couch
Girl: gets close *movies playing*
Me: get on the floe betch
Girl: ok master
Me: *notebook is playing*
Girl: yes master
Me: get necked betch
Girl: YES YES OMG YES I WANT IT
Me: I know you do betch
Girl: PITMB!!!
Me: *insert here sound*
Girl: OW OW OWWWWW YEEEE HAWWWW (not really that would be weird)
Me: smack sound smack sound
Girl: Harder, aww I love this movie *shes facing the tv
Me: *I'm facing it too* WHAP WHAP WHAP *sound of hardcore PIITB*

And THAT my friend is how you watch a chick flick while maintaining everything that is straight about you

[SpecC]

lolwut

[Spool]

You seem insecure

[xxForgedxx]

wut?

[GME92]

ummm...that was "gay"

[solefald]

Originally Posted by Spool

You seem insecure

and very very gay... i mean who would watch that shit??? lol

[mpimping]

have sex with the girl during the movie and leave...

[xxForgedxx]

Dude it never happened, I just thought up how you could do it and do it

[Blake]

tough crowd tonight

[mpimping]

pics or video or ban...

[T i h o r]

I call BS. It was your copy of the notebook, wasn't it!

[kevinbahnz]

that is still gay because you're still facing the tv and everytime you PITB you have a mental image of the heart throb on tv. lolz That would be really gay.

[Rick]

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

The girl wants to watch a chick flick right? You don't BUT! There is a way. The only way. Written by me



Girl: Aww come over we can watch the notebook we can snuggle
Me: Ok (snuggle is code for put it in my ass)
Girl: Yayyy
Me: Knock Knock
Girl: *answers door in short shorts, no bra and a tank top* Hayyyyy
Me: *walks in*

5 minutes later...

Girl: whips out the notebook dvd, puts in dvd player
Me: sits on the couch
Girl: gets close *movies playing*
Me: get on the floe betch
Girl: ok master
Me: *notebook is playing*
Girl: yes master
Me: get necked betch
Girl: YES YES OMG YES I WANT IT
Me: I know you do betch
Girl: PITMB!!!
Me: *insert here sound*
Girl: OW OW OWWWWW YEEEE HAWWWW (not really that would be weird)
Me: smack sound smack sound
Girl: Harder, aww I love this movie *shes facing the tv
Me: *I'm facing it too* WHAP WHAP WHAP *sound of hardcore PIITB*

And THAT my friend is how you watch a chick flick while maintaining everything that is straight about you

sounds like an experience i had way back in the day (high school). 1st BJ ever! We were watching "Wild Orchid" which is just as gay if not gayer than The Notebook. She answered the door with short shorts and a tank top, no bra, I knew it was over when she opened the door.

[Blake]

Originally Posted by rickc

sounds like an experience i had way back in the day (high school). 1st BJ ever! We were watching "Wild Orchid" which is just as gay if not gayer than The Notebook. She answered the door with short shorts and a tank top, no bra, I knew it was over when she opened the door.

i bet you held her head didn't you?

[PaulBailey@ltbmw]

Yeah. . . Only problem. . .
SHE WAS A HE!!!
+
And he was a he too!
=
GAY

Which is why it had to go in the butt and why the notebook was on. . .
AND. . . Why the thread was posted.

The End

[Spool]

I watch Chick Flicks all the time, but only with girls...


as long as u are secure with ur masculinity, u don't have to try anything special to NOT feel gay...anyone else agree?

[Rick]

Originally Posted by Blake

i bet you held her head didn't you?

Yes, I always follow proper BJ etiquette.

[///Mandy]

Originally Posted by Spool

I watch Chick Flicks all the time, but only with girls...


as long as u are secure with ur masculinity, u don't have to try anything special to NOT feel gay...anyone else agree?

Who are you and what have you done to Spool? jk

I agree with what Spool says, if you are secure enough, there is no need for you to feel "gay".

[Blake]

Originally Posted by rickc

Yes, I always follow proper BJ etiquette.

shame on you, that's improper etiquette!

[Buschy]

WTF is the notebook?
yall must all be gay.

[Crimson92]

sounds pretty gay.......trying to convince youreself that youre not


wheres nabil

[Spool]

Originally Posted by ///Mandy

Who are you and what have you done to Spool? jk

I agree with what Spool says, if you are secure enough, there is no need for you to feel "gay".

hahaha what is up with everyone expecting me to make sexual remarks every time?


I can give proper advice once in awhile...