Powerball + Megamillions = $1.5 Billion!!!

XKxRome0ox · 10-19-2018, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

More than you can afford, pal.

not if i win the lottery!

Mingwan · 10-19-2018, 04:43 PM

I’d probably just go back into working customer service jobs and make an effort to be a real dick to asshole customers until I get fired. Then just go to the next job.

I’ve also wanted to open up my own gym. I’d call it Planet FitTits.

sspade · 10-19-2018, 04:44 PM

My iPhone told me that if I win... I'll be twice as rich as Taylor Swift.

Seriously, it did.

Not a big gambler by any stretch but I may drop a twenty spot on some tickets for the hell of it.

After all - SOMEBODY is going to win and you cant win if you dont play!

Mingwan · 10-19-2018, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by XKxRome0ox

not if i win the lottery!

Bullshit asshole. No one here’s winning the lottery!

****** · 10-19-2018, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

Bullshit asshole. No one here’s winning the lottery!

But just in case anyone did, I think it’s implied we would all share equally...

Mingwan · 10-19-2018, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Herdalum

But just in case anyone did, I think it’s implied we would all share equally...

Yeah, I got that implication too. Unless I win. Then I was never here.

RickFLM4 · 10-19-2018, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

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I would definitely stop dialing in to conference calls like the one I am on now.

Or productivity deprivation periods, as I call them

Still going...

1MOREMOD · 10-19-2018, 05:03 PM

Open gym/bar/strip club.

are0lies · 10-19-2018, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

btw, for those of you feeling discouraged by these long odds, i have words of wisdom.

you don't actually need to beat the odds, you just need to rob the person who does.

And if you see him driving one of the vehicles above, you may even have better odds of robbing the correct person.

Sea-Tac · 10-19-2018, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Herdalum

But just in case anyone did, I think it’s implied we would all share equally...

Remember: it isn't necessary to put a contract in writing to be enforceable. Enter the implied contract. With the above statement, you have, in essence said, if you win, and in the interest of fairness all would share equally in your winnings.

1MOREMOD · 10-19-2018, 05:17 PM

Pay lawyer extra to draw it up as insurance settlement, not winnings keep it all

****** · 10-19-2018, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

Remember: it isn't necessary to put a contract in writing to be enforceable. Enter the implied contract. With the above statement, you have, in essence said, if you win, and in the interest of fairness all would share equally in your winnings.

Laverne, you ignorant slut, you gave away my game plan. If I, well, let’s be realistic, WHEN I win, I will point out to your cheap suit lawyer that for a contract to be enforceable it has to include “consideration”.... and you have given me no consideration whatsoever! thanks, Lavern, for giving away my strategic plan... ‘

PoorLurker · 10-19-2018, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Open gym/bar/strip club.

Your gym isn't already like that?

Guys work out
Mix their protein shakes while chatting next to the stair railing
and then go take selfies half naked in the spin room

Sea-Tac · 10-19-2018, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Herdalum

Laverne, you ignorant slut, you gave away my game plan. If I, well, let’s be realistic, WHEN I win, I will point out to your cheap suit lawyer that for a contract to be enforceable it has to include “consideration”.... and you have given me no consideration whatsoever! thanks, Lavern, for giving away my strategic plan... ‘

You skinny little whore…who are you to call my clothes cheap?

For a contract to be valid there must be an offer, acceptance and considerations but like everything in law there are exceptions - always the exceptions!

About 6 or 8 exceptions to the contractual requirement of consideration are considered. I think one clearly applies to you, honeybuns.

The gift exception: a gift is not an agreement nor does it require any form of valid consideration. A gift is between the donor and the donee. It is valid and completely binding. So, you little trollop, you have stated your assent to the prior implication of sharing equally your lottery winnings, thus, making a gift to the 36000 or so members of the forum who now have a reasonable expectation that you will share your winnings with them.

You’re nothing but a tramp Shirley and if you didn’t sleep so late every day you’d be smarter.

I’ll be home for dinner around 6:30. Don’t forget we’re going to the movies tonight.

****** · 10-19-2018, 07:32 PM

But Lavern, ignorant slut that you are, I didn’t promise to give anyone a gift. I merely said that anyone ‘else’ who wins owes us all. I possibly left out the
“else” part, but it was obviously implied. Sorry Lavern, Good luck on your corner tonight. Try not to scratch in front of your dates if you can help it

Sea-Tac · 10-19-2018, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Herdalum

But Lavern, ignorant slut that you are, I didn’t promise to give anyone a gift. I merely said that anyone ‘else’ who wins owes us all. I possibly left out the
“else” part, but it was obviously implied. Sorry Lavern, Good luck on your corner tonight. Try not to scratch in front of your dates if you can help it

Enjoy your weekend Shirley!

****** · 10-19-2018, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

Enjoy your weekend Shirley!

You, too, Lavern...

Take care.

upstatedoc · 10-19-2018, 09:24 PM

Got my tickets. I would construct a free clinic. Can't see myself not working.Although managing that much money is a full-time job and then some

Captain Blood · 10-19-2018, 09:27 PM

I can't believe I won!!!!!

****** · 10-19-2018, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Got my tickets. I would construct a free clinic. Can't see myself not working.Although managing that much money is a full-time job and then some

“Although managing that much money is a full-time job and then some”
You are so right. I always feel a little relieved when I don’t win.

________ · 10-19-2018, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Herdalum

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Got my tickets. I would construct a free clinic. Can't see myself not working.Although managing that much money is a full-time job and then some

"Although managing that much money is a full-time job and then some"
You are so right. I always feel a little relieved when I don't win.

Lol

Savageenterprise · 10-19-2018, 10:39 PM

I’d take all my friends and family on the most dope vacation ever for 2 weeks. My closest friends and family could cop a Millie each, I’d pay my moms mortgage off, buy a few properties, a few cars. I’d buy time on a private jet and fly all over the world and see everything that’s on my bucket list. I’d probably set up a trust for my daughter, invest in a bunch of businesses, start a charity foundation and build a generational legacy for years to come. Lastly I’d make sure that everyone is educated enough to not squalor the money in a generation or two like a bunch of idiots.

Oh....I also always wanted to bet an absurd amount of money, like a million dollars on Red on a roulette wheel. Just once, if it didn’t matter, that would be fun lol.

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Mingwan Major 1893 Rep 1,338 Posts Drives: X1 Individual custom paint Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Kansas iTrader: (0)	I’d probably just go back into working customer service jobs and make an effort to be a real dick to asshole customers until I get fired. Then just go to the next job. I’ve also wanted to open up my own gym. I’d call it Planet FitTits.
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sspade Major General 2465 Rep 5,457 Posts Drives: F30 Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Stevenson, WA iTrader: (3) Garage List 2016 BMW 320i [7.87] 2014 BMW 328i [6.83]	My iPhone told me that if I win... I'll be twice as rich as Taylor Swift. Seriously, it did. Not a big gambler by any stretch but I may drop a twenty spot on some tickets for the hell of it. After all - SOMEBODY is going to win and you cant win if you dont play!
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****** Banned 2083 Rep 1,688 Posts Drives: 2019 X5 Msport Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greenville, SC iTrader: (0)	But Lavern, ignorant slut that you are, I didn’t promise to give anyone a gift. I merely said that anyone ‘else’ who wins owes us all. I possibly left out the “else” part, but it was obviously implied. Sorry Lavern, Good luck on your corner tonight. Try not to scratch in front of your dates if you can help it
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Savageenterprise Captain 981 Rep 640 Posts Drives: 2008 M3 (E93) Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Out and about iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 Chevy Tahoe [0.00] 2008 BMW E93 M3 [0.00]	I’d take all my friends and family on the most dope vacation ever for 2 weeks. My closest friends and family could cop a Millie each, I’d pay my moms mortgage off, buy a few properties, a few cars. I’d buy time on a private jet and fly all over the world and see everything that’s on my bucket list. I’d probably set up a trust for my daughter, invest in a bunch of businesses, start a charity foundation and build a generational legacy for years to come. Lastly I’d make sure that everyone is educated enough to not squalor the money in a generation or two like a bunch of idiots. Oh....I also always wanted to bet an absurd amount of money, like a million dollars on Red on a roulette wheel. Just once, if it didn’t matter, that would be fun lol. __________________ "Hard times create strong men. Strong men create easy times. Easy times create weak men. Weak men create hard times."
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