Got a skunk under shed

tlp · 05-25-2016, 03:08 PM

Wow this skunk is pwning you. Just give him the keys to the house and you move into the shed and call it day.

Skunkwerks · 05-25-2016, 04:33 PM

Like all great wars, his pwning is only beginning

jgoens · 05-25-2016, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Skunkwerks

Like all great wars, his pwning is only beginning

Really? Well I'm still planning on pwning some late night footage of you in the yard and see how you like my 3 stage defense system.

UncleWede · 05-25-2016, 04:39 PM

wait, skunk is in Cali? You do know there is no wiring/foaming of skunk holes allowed in Cali, per CARB

MKSixer · 05-25-2016, 04:41 PM

Don't tip your hand. With Skunkwerks talking smack, this is now for the species. Go HUMANS!!

Skunkwerks , it's on.

jgoens · 05-25-2016, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

wait, skunk is in Cali? You do know there is no wiring/foaming of skunk holes allowed in Cali, per CARB

Well I tried my CP and then per CARB, my catalytic converter that I store in the shed, but it would not fit.

Skunkwerks · 05-25-2016, 04:48 PM

UncleWede

The human will know defeat soon enough. Everyone in a 1/8 mile radius will smell my glorious victory.

UncleWede · 05-25-2016, 04:50 PM

So Skunkwerks help a brother out. How do YOU get past CARB requirements? Because #1/8mileradius must show up on their radar

Mywifes335 · 05-25-2016, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

Well I tried my CP and then per CARB, my catalytic converter that I store in the shed, but it would not fit.

It is..... Cali. Be on the lookout for:

Greenpeace, ASPCA, Sarah McClachlan, EPA, CARB, WWF, Humane Society, etc. they might be on Skunkys side.

Skunkwerks · 05-25-2016, 04:56 PM

UncleWede: Not a problem for me, I am grandfathered under Rule 5, subsection 3.4, paragraph 8.

Mywifes335: If it's too funky, it's skunky

ASBSECU E93 · 05-25-2016, 05:04 PM

Skunk is bringing the funk...

MKSixer · 05-25-2016, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Skunk is bringing the funk...

The skunk funk will soon be sunk.

ASBSECU E93 · 05-25-2016, 05:12 PM

I don't know...skunk is showing guerrilla tactics.

I think jgoens battle plan is flawed

WoohooSoCal · 05-25-2016, 05:23 PM

Don't fake the funk on a nasty Skunk.

jtodd_fl · 05-25-2016, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgoens

Well I tried my CP and then per CARB, my catalytic converter that I store in the shed, but it would not fit.

It is..... Cali. Be on the lookout for:

Greenpeace, ASPCA, Sarah McClachlan, EPA, CARB, WWF, Humane Society, etc. they might be on Skunkys side.

Or, most frighteningly if all, a nude Pam Anderson. *shudder*

Skunkwerks · 05-25-2016, 05:35 PM

I have alien DNA a la 1MOREMOD

I am impervious to foam and chicken wire

I have the ability to control minds of drunk humans

Give up now and save yourself

jgoens · 05-25-2016, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Skunkwerks

I have alien DNA a la 1MOREMOD

I am impervious to foam and chicken wire

I have the ability to control minds of drunk humans

Give up now and save yourself

You are an alien drunk skunk who has been smashing your paws against foam and wire and have lost it.

Mywifes335 · 05-25-2016, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

You are an alien drunk skunk who has been smashing your paws against foam and wire and have lost it.

JGo, remember in Jurassic World when the dinosaur punked the humans with claw marks?

The skunk plot thickens....

Skunkwerks · 05-25-2016, 11:46 PM

Skunks are nocturnal

I'm watching you RIGHT NOW!!

ASBSECU E93 · 05-25-2016, 11:48 PM

You're drunk, skunk...go home....oh, wait...

jgoens · 05-26-2016, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Skunkwerks

Skunks are nocturnal

I'm watching you RIGHT NOW!!

Nope. Just went to the back yard with flashlight and can see side yard in plain view. Nada.

Mywifes335 · 05-26-2016, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

Nope. Just went to the back yard with flashlight and can see side yard in plain view. Nada.

Damn. He's definitely been watching BP. I think jtodd_fl is double agenting.

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