Things your neighbors say about your car

[DreamTime]

You guys!!!!

I actually bust up laughing in my office just now... could not even control it whatsoever. Holy s***

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by DreamTime

Jesus, let's get back on track with this thread.

Everyone in my neighborhood is always talking to me about my car. Whenever I’m out washing it, waxing it, working on it… and everyone absolutely loves it.

One neighbor told me he could hear my car as soon as I turned down our road (a half mile away) and that it sounded amazing. lol

Another neighbor told me he would run to look out the window every time he heard me drive up. He was like, “I really really love your car!!!” Also, lol

Then… there’s one in every crowd… while working on my car last week this guy comes over. “That’s a really nice car.” *Thanks, I love it!* “It’s super hot to see a girl do a brake job.” … ugh, really?…

Finally, possibly the best. Only because all my friends have their own opinions about what the hell actually happened with this one lol. Walking to my garage one morning a few months ago, on my way to go to work, there is an M235i “broken down” literally right in front of my garage. He has a flat tire. Being the nice person I am, I go over to see if I can help. He’s like - I always see you driving around, I love your car! I love that particular M3, just an amazing car! We talk for a minute, and he tells me he works for BMW here in town. We realize we have mutual friends, cool. At that point I really need to get to work so I offer him one of my spare 220s with a PSS on it so he can get his car to a shop and get his tire fixed. Lucky for him, he got a flat tire right in front of my garage, because all my tools are there and I offer to put my extra wheel on for him. He politely declines, but continues to talk to me about how much he loves my car, then he asks me for my number!! lol, ummm…. silly neighbors lmao

Lol I know right!!! So what should he have said like EXACTLY what should he have said that was guaranteed to get your number? Step by step

Asking for a friend...

[Iyzmi]

Originally Posted by EJT86

Lol I know right!!! So what should he have said like EXACTLY what should he have said that was guaranteed to get your number? Step by step

Asking for a friend...

Hey it's me, your friend.

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by Iyzmi

Hey it's me, your friend.

Hey buddy...shhhhhh be cool man! Be cool

[DreamTime]

!!!

You guys are crackin me up! To be fair, I thought the guy was really nice. I was just caught off guard more than anything so I didn't know what to do. We still see each other around... neighbor thing, mutual friends, etc. And - he did get my number in the end. Just friends though

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by DreamTime

!!!

You guys are crackin me up! To be fair, I thought the guy was really nice. I was just caught off guard more than anything so I didn't know what to do. We still see each other around... neighbor thing, mutual friends, etc. And - he did get my number in the end. Just friends though

Well what do you know! We have a mutual friend (BOOF-M3) I mean uh my friend does...is...

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by EJT86

Well what do you know! We have a mutual friend (BOOF-M3) I mean uh my friend does...is...

Maybe you should whisper sweet nothings in her ear like how your dct is superior to her 6mt since she tracks her car.

[BOOF-M3]

Originally Posted by EJT86

Well what do you know! We have a mutual friend (BOOF-M3) I mean uh my friend does...is...

Thanks for the shout out EJT86 but I'm not that friend.

[KevinGS]

Originally Posted by DreamTime

Jesus, let's get back on track with this thread.

Everyone in my neighborhood is always talking to me about my car. Whenever I’m out washing it, waxing it, working on it… and everyone absolutely loves it.

One neighbor told me he could hear my car as soon as I turned down our road (a half mile away) and that it sounded amazing. lol

Another neighbor told me he would run to look out the window every time he heard me drive up. He was like, “I really really love your car!!!” Also, lol

Then… there’s one in every crowd… while working on my car last week this guy comes over. “That’s a really nice car.” *Thanks, I love it!* “It’s super hot to see a girl do a brake job.” … ugh, really?…

Finally, possibly the best. Only because all my friends have their own opinions about what the hell actually happened with this one lol. Walking to my garage one morning a few months ago, on my way to go to work, there is an M235i “broken down” literally right in front of my garage. He has a flat tire. Being the nice person I am, I go over to see if I can help. He’s like - I always see you driving around, I love your car! I love that particular M3, just an amazing car! We talk for a minute, and he tells me he works for BMW here in town. We realize we have mutual friends, cool. At that point I really need to get to work so I offer him one of my spare 220s with a PSS on it so he can get his car to a shop and get his tire fixed. Lucky for him, he got a flat tire right in front of my garage, because all my tools are there and I offer to put my extra wheel on for him. He politely declines, but continues to talk to me about how much he loves my car, then he asks me for my number!! lol, ummm…. silly neighbors lmao

So, uh, can I have your number?

You know, just friends, just so we can talk cars, seriously.

And for the record, it is quite attractive to see a female working on her car, especially as an enthusiast. That's not an everyday sight. So don't hate on us for that.... I mean, isn't it kind of "cool" to see a guy doing the laundry or cooking or vacuuming, and ENJOYING it? (I actually do like vacuuming... )

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by carenthuziast

Maybe you should whisper sweet nothings in her ear like how your dct is superior to her 6mt since she tracks her car.

That’s a great idea thanks

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by BOOF-M3

Thanks for the shout out EJT86 but I'm not that friend.

You’re the mutual friend. I said that

[BOOF-M3]

DreamTime will be at the Tail in November, you will all have a chance to catch her on the 11 miles & 318 turns. And FYI her member name is directly under mine on the list because she stepped up. Who else is in?

[DreamTime]

Originally Posted by EJT86

Well what do you know! We have a mutual friend (BOOF-M3) I mean uh my friend does...is...

Lol, we were actually talking about a FS thread of yours earlier. I might be in touch with you soon. It's good to have mutual friends

Originally Posted by carenthuziast

Maybe you should whisper sweet nothings in her ear like how your dct is superior to her 6mt since she tracks her car.

I'm sorry, you lost me at DCT.

Originally Posted by KevinGS

So, uh, can I have your number?

You know, just friends, just so we can talk cars, seriously.

And for the record, it is quite attractive to see a female working on her car, especially as an enthusiast. That's not an everyday sight. So don't hate on us for that.... I mean, isn't it kind of "cool" to see a guy doing the laundry or cooking or vacuuming, and ENJOYING it? (I actually do like vacuuming... )

You're right. I don't suppose I hate on guys for hitting on me when I'm just trying to work on my car. I just wish they would be a little less, I don't know... crass about it?

Lol, I'm here only because I love talking about this amazing machine I fell i love with. You are welcome to talk to me anytime you want about our cars

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by DreamTime

Lol, we were actually talking about a FS thread of yours earlier. I might be in touch with you soon. It's good to have mutual friends

Lol I know he was texting me about it earlier. I know he knows you that’s why I was making a few jokes

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by DreamTime

I'm sorry, you lost me at DCT.

I hate to serve up a c#ck block for EJT86, but I must call a spade a spade.

Do a little research and you'll easily discover that he regularly badmouths the 6MT even for E9X owners who don't track their cars, but especially for those who do track their cars like you.

He's a DCT snob of the worst kind.

Don't waste your time b/c you'll be the designated driver if you ever go out with him in your vehicle. He only likes two pedals and warm milk.

[DreamTime]

Originally Posted by EJT86

Lol I know he was texting me about it earlier. I know he knows you that’s why I was making a few jokes

Gotta love Boof, he’s a good guy

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by DreamTime

Gotta love Boof, he’s a good guy

Yea he is

[DreamTime]

Originally Posted by carenthuziast

I hate to serve up a c#ck block for EJT86, but I must call a spade a spade.

Do a little research and you'll easily discover that he regularly badmouths the 6MT even for E9X owners who don't track their cars, but especially for those who do track their cars like you.

He's a DCT snob of the worst kind.

Don't waste your time b/c you'll be the designated driver if you ever go out with him in your vehicle. He only likes two pedals and warm milk.

Ok dude. I feel like this is not the first time I have had to talk to you about your attitude on this forum. Maybe just dial it back a notch? Or two, or three? Thank you. I feel like we’re all friends here, mostly.

Btw, some of my most enjoyable shit talking fests I have with my M3 friends are 6MT vs DCT. I laugh so hard I cry, and we’re still friends in the end.

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by carenthuziast

I hate to serve up a c#ck block for EJT86, but I must call a spade a spade.

Do a little research and you'll easily discover that he regularly badmouths the 6MT even for E9X owners who don't track their cars, but especially for those who do track their cars like you.

He's a DCT snob of the worst kind.

Don't waste your time b/c you'll be the designated driver if you ever go out with him in your vehicle. He only likes two pedals and warm milk.

“Cock block” lmao Yea cuz I’m sure there’s plenty of people trying to hook up thru M3post

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by DreamTime

Ok dude. I feel like this is not the first time I have had to talk to you about your attitude on this forum. Maybe just dial it back a notch? Or two, or three? Thank you. I feel like we’re all friends here, mostly.

Btw, some of my most enjoyable shit talking fests I have with my M3 friends are 6MT vs DCT. I laugh so hard I cry, and we’re still friends in the end.

What attitude?

I only speak the truth about EJT86.

You'll lose him at his first mention of DCT.

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by EJT86

“Cock block” lmao Yea cuz I’m sure there’s plenty of people trying to hook up thru M3post

You're trying too hard bro..

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by DreamTime

Ok dude. I feel like this is not the first time I have had to talk to you about your attitude on this forum. Maybe just dial it back a notch? Or two, or three? Thank you. I feel like we’re all friends here, mostly.

Btw, some of my most enjoyable shit talking fests I have with my M3 friends are 6MT vs DCT. I laugh so hard I cry, and we’re still friends in the end.

He doesn’t get that a lot of us actually know each other’s first names and rash on each other at the same time