I like my women like I like my...

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

I like my men like I like my clay. Easy to mold, and when hardened, reusable.

I thought you liked tri-pods

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

I thought you liked tri-pods

Those have nothing on big, long duracells.

I'll work on this statement after you coarify yours a bit. Tripod is an all action in one cell? Is so, that's just one clay formation.

Now, if we get a three engine action version in my way, I'd totally fight till the end.

Totally.

[Soul_Glo]

...like my vacuum

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

Those have nothing on big, long duracells.

I'll work on this statement after you coarify yours a bit. Tripod is an all action in one cell? Is so, that's just one clay formation.

Now, if we get a three engine action version in my way, I'd totally fight till the end.

Totally.

A man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

A man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'

Oh, since this is a car forum I thought a man so old he had a crutch and a feeble heartbeat! I wasn't thinking in that way...

I thought of a hydrocopter approach. You know, 16 propellers, four drivetrains and probably speaking German.

But three powershafts could have been a bit much to comprehend.

We need to talk about penises, you and I. Clearly you have a source for better knowledge I have.

[Darth One]

So THATS why the girls called me that when they thought I couldn't hear them

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Darth One

So THATS why the girls called me that when they thought I couldn't hear them

Honey, it was the cane you needed for walking. If not, we would've been friends a long time ago.

[Lups]

For the record, the op let me in, and as the biggest perv here, I took it.

This ain't my fault.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Lups

Did Jody steal your boyfriend, Judy?

That's cool, let's have a spa day. I know where to score men that'll make you feel better!

I'm not even sure how to reply to this. I feel like I'm in a M. Night Shyamalan movie.

Let's break this down to reduce confusion to those who aren't LUPS. I am a man, my name is Jody, LUPS can't read so she thought I was a woman with the name of Judy. As a joke, I changed my user name to Not_Judy. Now that we are all caught up, even if Judy and Jody weren't the same person (fuck I can't believe I just typed that) Jody is not gay in order to steal anyone's boyfriend. Fuck Lups you're starting to confuse me on who the hell I am. I can't wait to be able to change my name again so I can start over as a new user......dammit.

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by Lups

Honey, it was the cane you needed for walking. If not, we would've been friends a long time ago.

There's also the fact that my legs are five inches long

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I'm not even sure how to reply to this. I feel like I'm in a M. Night Shyamalan movie.

Let's break this down to reduce confusion to those who aren't LUPS. I am a man, my name is Jody, LUPS can't read so she thought I was a woman with the name of Judy. As a joke, I changed my user name to Not_Judy. Now that we are all caught up, even if Judy and Jody weren't the same person (fuck I can't believe I just typed that) Jody is not gay in order to steal anyone's boyfriend. Fuck Lups you're starting to confuse me on who the hell I am.

You changed your handle, not me!

I can't read for shit, but you can either be my Judy with the handle Not_Jody, or you're a really hot chick who stole my Judy from waxed up Jody who will need tips in how to handle ingrowing hair soon.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Darth One

There's also the fact that my legs are five inches long

Well, then a three inch penis works well as an extra platform if you lean forward.

[Lups]

Again, blame the op. I didn't comment until he allowed females in here!

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well, then a three inch penis works well as an extra platform if you lean forward.

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well, then a three inch penis works well as an extra platform if you lean forward.

Should I change my user name to "Eileen", then? I might do it if I can get an invite to that spa day with you and Judy

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

Again, blame the op. I didn't comment until he allowed females in here!

You should start that :"ask a female anything" thread again

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

You should start that :"ask a female anything" thread again

Wasn't my thread babe, but I do have one idea how to incorporate that, and the " post a pic of how you see other members" and this.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

Wasn't my thread babe, but I do have one idea how to incorporate that, and the " post a pic of how you see other members" and this.

What happened to all those other gals? biorin was hilarious as well. Her thread, right?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Lups

You changed your handle, not me!

I can't read for shit, but you can either be my Judy with the handle Not_Jody, or you're a really hot chick who stole my Judy from waxed up Jody who will need tips in how to handle ingrowing hair soon.

This continues to get more and more bizarre. All reality is lost here.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Should I change my user name to "Eileen", then? I might do it if I can get an invite to that spa day with you and Judy

It took me over a month to spot his changed handle, I thought my Judy stopped posting!

I'm not exactly the most femaleish member here, I don't even allow my hair to be cut by anyone. I'm that allergic to girly shit.

[bbbbmw]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yet men call me a cunt here...

I like my men like I like my clay. Easy to mold, and when hardened, reusable.

I DID NOT!



Oh.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Should I change my user name to "Eileen", then? I might do it if I can get an invite to that spa day with you and Judy

FFS.....I don't even want an invite.