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View Poll Results: What's your pleasure
Breast 33 36.26%
Legs 16 17.58%
Butt 45 49.45%
Face 45 49.45%
Personality 24 26.37%
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      06-25-2018, 07:45 AM   #1
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So, got to thinking about this after posting a meme.

What kinda man/women (we do have some females on here) are you?

Please vote. For those who would choose “other”, please explain. Also, feel free to state specifics.

The poll is not anonymous.

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I think it evolves based on the woman in view at the time. I tend to lean to the woman's strength. I'm now divorced and single again and my current friend has an amazing bum and fantastic personality and gorgeous face. (5'3", 115)
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Sadly my first instinct was to click butt, which I did, second criteria is personality, followed by face, followed by breasts.

Legs don't do anything for me.
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I'll chime in although I'm thinking I shouldn't. I'm a complete package kind of guy. She has to be attractive first and foremost, but if I can't have a simple intelligent conversation with her, then she might as well not even exist. I'd also like to add that there seems like there should be some form of added value of women rather than just legs, butts, faces, personality, etc. I'm guessing Jaye doesn't get laid much.....just a theory.

This just seems like rep fishing

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      06-25-2018, 09:17 AM   #5
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Well, first impressions are always physical as that is what we know 1st before speaking to someone. I used to be a boob guy, but I am a butt guy now. However, I still like a nice rack.

None of that matters if she has the brains or personality of a door knob, though...unless I'm drunk.

Also, let me add that dating is hell in 2018. I don't know why I bother. Everyone is so delusional.
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Well, first impressions are always physical as that is what we know 1st before speaking to someone. I used to be a boob guy, but I am a butt guy now. However, I still like a nice rack.

None of that matters if she has the brains or personality of a door knob, though...unless I'm drunk.

Also, let me add that dating is hell in 2018. I don't know why I bother. Everyone is so delusional.
I concur 100%. None of the "ladies" that I dated before "settling down" with the girlfriend I have now were even sound options. It's all the same story. They make comments such as, "I just want a good man" but they have a never ending stream of good men but are only attracted to douche bags. Social media has tainted the dating pool.
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I'll go other, in shape, face and personality, in that order.
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I love a woman with a nice butt and a pair of legs, but honestly, if they have a shit personality or they're dead upstairs in the head, anything that I find physically attractive about that woman goes down the drain.
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I am a self-confessed "chubby chaser"
As sir mix-a-lot rapped "I like big butts"

Now, not any old saggy butt, a nice bubble butt.
But again, it depends on the shape and ht-wt ratio
If her butt be high and big , then that works for me


An ex of mine had the most gorgeous big ole b/butt, which was a joy to behold, handle/jiggle and grab on when your doing the nasty.

I do like classic hour glass, boobs for me has to be at least a 34/36C +
Though I wouldn't say no to anything less.

I don't "generally" like skinny/athletic types.
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Apparently, guy's with feet fetish's has something to do with crawling around there mothers feet as a baby... the more you know

(I can't google that fact as I'm still at work )
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Personality and smarts is way to over rated

Depends, is it a booty call or wife material ?

As long as she knows when to say thank you and appreciate you's,
and keeps you satisfied in the bedroom department, I really don't care about her IQ

Although Penny (BBT) is about my ideal (if she had a bit more chub on her)

I really don't wanna discuss, particle physics or freud with my partner,
just a nice smile and a nod works for me
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The exception to the smart rule,
is if a girl is DAF, but looks smart
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      06-25-2018, 12:35 PM   #13
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which 7 liars said personality?
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Sadly my first instinct was to click butt, which I did, second criteria is personality, followed by face, followed by breasts.

Legs don't do anything for me.
Life is so easy for guys! Fuck you all.

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I don't get how someone can say their intelligence means nothing. I guess this says nothing of the female in question but everything of the person making the statement. I guess having intelligent conversation goes both ways; if you aren't capable of carrying one yourself, then you don't expect your partner to be able to. To me it's hardwired, a girl can be a solid 5 and entice me mentally and I'm in.
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Life is so easy for guys! Fuck you all.

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Funny - my wife says that too. Why do you think so though?
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@Not_Judy Because I suspect most responses are based on what attributes would make me want to sleep with a woman. I'm leg and butt guy myself, but if you're thinking longer-term relationship/wife material, THAT's where the intelligence and personality traits move to the forefront! I suspect most of these answer are not thinking beyond getting laid this weekend!
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Jeez , never post when your hooped up on muscle relaxants
not sure what I even meant by saying "Human Attributes"
unless someone can think of a animal attribute there fixated on
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@Not_Judy Because I suspect most responses are based on what attributes would make me want to sleep with a woman. I'm leg and butt guy myself, but if you're thinking longer-term relationship/wife material, THAT's where the intelligence and personality traits move to the forefront! I suspect most of these answer are not thinking beyond getting laid this weekend!
I'm with you but still can't do it. If she can't speak clearly or at least intelligently, I could care less how hot she is. Don't get me wrong, I've had my fair share of attractive mindless ladies, they are also expected to leave directly after coitus is over.
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Jeez , never post when your hooped up on muscle relaxants
not sure what I even meant by saying "Human Attributes"
unless someone can think of a animal attribute there fixated on
Sure buddy. Blame it on the meds. Are you always on them?
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Jeez , never post when your hooped up on muscle relaxants
not sure what I even meant by saying "Human Attributes"
unless someone can think of a animal attribute there fixated on
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@Not_Judy Because I suspect most responses are based on what attributes would make me want to sleep with a woman. I'm leg and butt guy myself, but if you're thinking longer-term relationship/wife material, THAT's where the intelligence and personality traits move to the forefront! I suspect most of these answer are not thinking beyond getting laid this weekend!
not saying im shallow, but, im shallow af.

also, if shes too smart, she'd realize the mistake she made and leave
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