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      06-10-2016, 06:44 AM   #30889
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      06-10-2016, 06:54 AM   #30891
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Just call us Janus
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Just call us Janus
They hate us (and love us) cuz they Janus.
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      06-10-2016, 07:18 AM   #30893
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      06-10-2016, 07:19 AM   #30894
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Are margaritas gay?
I have good news and bad news.

The good news - no, they are not gay.

The bad news - men who drink them are.

Sorry.
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What a black family and a tornado have in common?
Both are included in your lame attempt to use covert racism to troll?
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      06-10-2016, 07:34 AM   #30896
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No! Lol
I would rather have a chance encounter with either of them than with you?
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      06-10-2016, 07:41 AM   #30897
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I'll stick with redneck jokes then i don't wanna be called a racist.
Thanks. Probably not a bad idea. I get that humor is humor and doesn't mean it is how people truly feel, but best to avoid that sort of thing. Redneck jokes are awesome - living in FL, I have developed quite the appreciation for them.
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      06-10-2016, 07:47 AM   #30898
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I'll stick with redneck jokes then i don't wanna be called a racist.
I think there are more rednecks on here though?
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Grabbed some hash browns from the hotel (McDonald's style ones). Brushed 2 with some oil, left 2 others dry. Couldn't tell the difference between.

Had some pre made lilva kachori. Tossed 10 around in some oil. Turned out really good.

Gonna try some fresh samosa this weekend.
lol! Aren't the hash browns pre-fried though?

Def try a few more Murican things if possible so we can get a good baseline.

Much more variability with Desi food.
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BMW, car forum...my educated guess will be Asians are the majority.
Whoa... it is almost like you know the place better than one would expect for someone that just joined... like you may have been here in a past life. Creepy!
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BMW, car forum...my educated guess will be Asians are the majority.
If I live in TX and have guns, does this make me a redneck?
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If I live in TX and have guns, does this make me a redneck?
No, it's everything else about you!

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No, it's everything else about you!

*ba dum tss*
Lol!!!! Yee haw, bitches!
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Lol!!!! Yee haw, bitches!
The last OT meet up!

That's you with the guitar, obv. We got Biorin Lups and bimmette . Wonder who the rest are? Pretty sure Axius and ASBSECU E93 are in there somewhere...
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      06-10-2016, 09:09 AM   #30906
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Lol!!!! Yee haw, bitches!
The last OT meet up!

That's you with the guitar, obv. We got Biorin Lups and bimmette . Wonder who the rest are? Pretty sure Axius and ASBSECU E93 are in there somewhere...
Yellow shirt is me....for sure!
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Grabbed some hash browns from the hotel (McDonald's style ones). Brushed 2 with some oil, left 2 others dry. Couldn't tell the difference between.

Had some pre made lilva kachori. Tossed 10 around in some oil. Turned out really good.

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lol! Aren't the hash browns pre-fried though?

Def try a few more Murican things if possible so we can get a good baseline.

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Yes, hash browns are pre fried.

Gonna try some fresh fries.
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I just cried a little....
Mannnn....I cried the whole night after I saw your tears ...
I arrived at work 5 AM and Wendy came to me and she said to me Ohhh...my poor Philippe your eyes are still red from crying ,WTF is wrong Philippe ?

I said to her, listen to me sweetie... some American assholes made me emotional because I said goodnight on BP !
So Wendy started to cry as well ...and at 2 PM I saw everyone was crying in the company ..........

BTW.....I'm still crying !!!
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Mannnn....I cried the whole night after I saw your tears ...
I arrived at work 5 AM and Wendy came to me and she said to me Ohhh...my poor Philippe your eyes are still red from crying ,WTF is wrong Philippe ?

I said to her, listen to me sweetie... some American assholes made me emotional because I said goodnight on BP !
So Wendy started to cry as well ...and at 2 PM I saw everyone was crying in the company ..........

BTW.....I'm still crying !!!
Hehe...Thank you... Jean Claude Van Damm never cried. What's wrong with you Belgie!
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