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      07-18-2019, 10:48 AM   #4291
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dude i think she spelled the whole alphabet
BUTT, did you reciprocate? Is that while you are only smiling, tongue too tired to speak????
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the girl has to spell coconut while she is riding it
I'm not getting this...unless most women just lie there like a fish? Why does spelling out coconut add anything to the activity at hand - wouldn't it be just as good with or without spelling a word?

I feel like I am missing something significant here....
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      07-18-2019, 10:55 AM   #4293
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BUTT, did you reciprocate? Is that while you are only smiling, tongue too tired to speak????
Tired or a potential sprain. I have experience this before, no fun.


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I'm not getting this...unless most women just lie there like a fish? Why does spelling out coconut add anything to the activity at hand - wouldn't it be just as good with or without spelling a word?

I feel like I am missing something significant here....
She can't be laying like a fish if she is on top. Some do not need to be able to do this as they know exactly what to do already. (nods to the girlfriend in the event that she sees this ) I too feel as if you are missing the point here.
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She can't be laying like a fish if she is on top. Some do not need to be able to do this as they know exactly what to do already. (nods to the girlfriend in the event that she sees this ) I too feel as if you are missing the point here.
Agreed on the fish bit, that was poor explaining on my end. What I really meant to say was that unless most women just lie there like a fish and never get on top, why does spelling coconut while she's on top improve the experience of her already being on top.

I am missing something though. There is something here. And I am missing it.

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Meh, I think I'm going to go google this and take my chances...
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      07-18-2019, 11:03 AM   #4295
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they say a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell

but it's okay because no one was gentle last night
holy shit was it a fun night, Rmtt gave the best advice of acting young and naive, so i was kinda expecting something but definitely not THIS. i just have a stupid smile on my face in the office now hahah
Glad to hear it worked out for you.

Now you play the next part carefully. Be cordial and nice about everything...even a little reserved while doing anything with her except for the "act" itself.

When it comes to that, let her think she's changed you into a raving lunatic.

Basically let her have the power in the bedroom, but you keep your composure in all other aspects.

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Agreed on the fish bit, that was poor explaining on my end. What I really meant to say was that unless most women just lie there like a fish and never get on top, why does spelling coconut while she's on top improve the experience of her already being on top.

I am missing something though. There is something here. And I am missing it.

Signed - mightaswellbe37yearoldvirgin

Meh, I think I'm going to go google this and take my chances...
I'm quoting myself, yes, but oh, I get it now. Should have just went to google instead of you unhelpful lot.
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I'm quoting myself, yes, but oh, I get it now. Should have just went to google instead of you unhelpful lot.


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I'm quoting myself, yes, but oh, I get it now. Should have just went to google instead of you unhelpful lot.
OK, how f'ed up is this world? I just typed coconut into google, wondering what else I should type in order to get the results I was looking for and instead of me seeing a coconut, the top results were sex related. I must be getting old...
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OK, how f'ed up is this world? I just typed coconut into google, wondering what else I should type in order to get the results I was looking for and instead of me seeing a coconut, the top results were sex related. I must be getting old...
You can't be too careful these days when looking anything up on the Web.

I actually control the Internet access and Firewall at our facility, and I get people all the time coming up to me and telling me that they accidently pulled up stuff they shouldn't have.

I tell them not to worry about it...we are all adults..and I'm not babysitting any of them unless a pattern starts to develop!
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OK, how f'ed up is this world? I just typed coconut into google, wondering what else I should type in order to get the results I was looking for and instead of me seeing a coconut, the top results were sex related. I must be getting old...
See, I wasn't getting that. I had to get more specific, like, "woman does the coconut challenge on you / riding you" in order to get even one hit that was on point, which was from a radio station.

Otherwise it was all stuff like coconut chop from survivor, how to use coconut in your meals, or some crap like that.

Google does learn search patterns though....
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OK, how f'ed up is this world? I just typed coconut into google, wondering what else I should type in order to get the results I was looking for and instead of me seeing a coconut, the top results were sex related. I must be getting old...
I'd be more surprised if you typed anything into google and it wasn't sex related. Perhaps we should start a thread consisting of words that don't have some form of internet sexual based themes. Just some randoms that I'm aware of bees, noses, statues, balloons, feet, stuttering, wood......people have something sexual associated to every-damn-thing.
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I'd be more surprised if you typed anything into google and it wasn't sex related. Perhaps we should start a thread consisting of words that don't have some form of internet sexual based themes. Just some randoms that I'm aware of bees, noses, statues, balloons, feet, stuttering, wood......people have something sexual associated to every-damn-thing.
BRB...googling "Jody".


Back. Nothing sexual.




Well..almost nothing sexual aside from military meaning. And now I understand why you were so hated on the base.
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      07-18-2019, 11:47 AM   #4303
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BRB...googling "Jody".


Back. Nothing sexual.




Well..almost nothing sexual aside from military meaning. And now I understand why you were so hated on the base.
Yeah, I made no friends at Ft. Campbell or Ft. Bragg.
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See, I wasn't getting that. I had to get more specific, like, "woman does the coconut challenge on you / riding you" in order to get even one hit that was on point, which was from a radio station.

Otherwise it was all stuff like coconut chop from survivor, how to use coconut in your meals, or some crap like that.

Google does learn search patterns though....
It came up as the top stories - 20 hours ago and 8 hours ago. Then below was the wikipedia and what you would expect. I am very careful what I google. Sometimes I do have momentary lapses of reason. Like the time I told one of my employees he was a parking lot ho. We have a certain number of assigned parking spots given out based on seniority. This employee seemed to know anytime someone with an assigned spot was out sick or on vacation and would grab the spot. So I went googling for a parking lot ho meme. I didn't turn out good. My eyes were bleeding and I can't even imagine what my IT guy thought.

Or my brother. Our VP is Russian. He was on a business trip and one of our customers took him to the spa in the hotel and they went in the sauna and the hot tub. So my brother googles Russians in hot tubs also looking for a meme and freaked when the results came up.
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It came up as the top stories - 20 hours ago and 8 hours ago. Then below was the wikipedia and what you would expect. I am very careful what I google. Sometimes I do have momentary lapses of reason. Like the time I told one of my employees he was a parking lot ho. We have a certain number of assigned parking spots given out based on seniority. This employee seemed to know anytime someone with an assigned spot was out sick or on vacation and would grab the spot. So I went googling for a parking lot ho meme. I didn't turn out good. My eyes were bleeding and I can't even imagine what my IT guy thought.

Or my brother. Our VP is Russian. He was on a business trip and one of our customers took him to the spa in the hotel and they went in the sauna and the hot tub. So my brother googles Russians in hot tubs also looking for a meme and freaked when the results came up.
South Park and the internet ruined many of us years ago.
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joe how long have you been married?
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girl has to have decent hip mobility and abdominal strength to be spelling anything with her hips lmaoo. Some people are just shy and boring in the sack; spelling coconut will likely hurt my dick if she is weak in the abs
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joe how long have you been married?
Going to be 10 years this October.
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they say a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell

but it's okay because no one was gentle last night
holy shit was it a fun night, Rmtt gave the best advice of acting young and naive, so i was kinda expecting something but definitely not THIS. i just have a stupid smile on my face in the office now hahah
Glad to hear it worked out for you.

Now you play the next part carefully. Be cordial and nice about everything...even a little reserved while doing anything with her except for the "act" itself.

When it comes to that, let her think she's changed you into a raving lunatic.

Basically let her have the power in the bedroom, but you keep your composure in all other aspects.

In my humble experience...it keeps them guessing and trying to top themselves each time!
you and Jody man, you guys know your shit very well or coordinate beforehand and be like "ok here's what we're telling to this little shit" then reply to me.

i mean it works, but the similarity between the stuff either of you tell me is 1:1 i really owe both of you a beer (or a brewery at this point)
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You can't be too careful these days when looking anything up on the Web.

I actually control the Internet access and Firewall at our facility, and I get people all the time coming up to me and telling me that they accidently pulled up stuff they shouldn't have.

I tell them not to worry about it...we are all adults..and I'm not babysitting any of them unless a pattern starts to develop!
It's not as fun these days, but I still tease a former colleague about when she typed in whitehouse .COM instead of .gov

And don't try to make us believe you don't watch EVERYTHING EVERYONE at teh facility looks at on the web. For me, I ALSO listen to EVERY phone conversation. That was recently added to my list of duties
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There was a girl in college that I REALLY wanted to hookup with, but could never close the deal. We would always go for a run, occasionally watch a movie, but never more than kiss. One night she texts me around midnight "let's get drunk at your place". I'm like, yesssss about friggin time. We take shots together, laugh, joke around, go to my bedroom and take each other's clothes off and she "knocks out" while I'm kissing her neck. What in the actual fk?! I lay there frustrated for awhile.. finally fall asleep only to wake up to her SQUATTING next to my bed PEEING in my GD floor. I'm in total disbelief, pretend to be asleep, and she gets right back into bed. It's been 8 years.. maybe I should message her on LinkedIn and ask her about it??
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