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      07-18-2019, 08:38 AM   #4269
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      07-18-2019, 10:17 AM   #4271
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guys... i dont think i can go back, last night was GREAT
Welcome to the shit show lad.

This experience is going to change you in more ways than you can imagine. Women will also pick up on this little extra something that you will now have exuding from you, thus making them curious as to what it is.

You will also now ensnare the younger ladies. Enjoy the rite of passage sir! It's like becoming a man all over again.
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      07-18-2019, 10:18 AM   #4272
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they say a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell

but it's okay because no one was gentle last night
holy shit was it a fun night, Rmtt gave the best advice of acting young and naive, so i was kinda expecting something but definitely not THIS. i just have a stupid smile on my face in the office now hahah
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      07-18-2019, 10:21 AM   #4273
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She did the coconut challenge on you???
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      07-18-2019, 10:24 AM   #4274
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She did the coconut challenge on you???


Are we talking about the hips?
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      07-18-2019, 10:25 AM   #4275
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they say a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell

but it's okay because no one was gentle last night
holy shit was it a fun night, Rmtt gave the best advice of acting young and naive, so i was kinda expecting something but definitely not THIS. i just have a stupid smile on my face in the office now hahah
This deserves more than the ability to only give one appreciate!
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      07-18-2019, 10:32 AM   #4276
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Are we talking about the hips?

the girl has to spell coconut while she is riding it
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      07-18-2019, 11:18 AM   #4277
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Are we talking about the hips?

the girl has to spell coconut while she is riding it
dude i think she spelled the whole alphabet
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      07-18-2019, 11:26 AM   #4278
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the girl has to spell coconut while she is riding it
Yep, that's the one!

All women should know how to do this.

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dude i think she spelled the whole alphabet
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      07-18-2019, 11:48 AM   #4279
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dude i think she spelled the whole alphabet
BUTT, did you reciprocate? Is that while you are only smiling, tongue too tired to speak????
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the girl has to spell coconut while she is riding it
I'm not getting this...unless most women just lie there like a fish? Why does spelling out coconut add anything to the activity at hand - wouldn't it be just as good with or without spelling a word?

I feel like I am missing something significant here....
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BUTT, did you reciprocate? Is that while you are only smiling, tongue too tired to speak????
Tired or a potential sprain. I have experience this before, no fun.


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I'm not getting this...unless most women just lie there like a fish? Why does spelling out coconut add anything to the activity at hand - wouldn't it be just as good with or without spelling a word?

I feel like I am missing something significant here....
She can't be laying like a fish if she is on top. Some do not need to be able to do this as they know exactly what to do already. (nods to the girlfriend in the event that she sees this ) I too feel as if you are missing the point here.
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      07-18-2019, 12:02 PM   #4282
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She can't be laying like a fish if she is on top. Some do not need to be able to do this as they know exactly what to do already. (nods to the girlfriend in the event that she sees this ) I too feel as if you are missing the point here.
Agreed on the fish bit, that was poor explaining on my end. What I really meant to say was that unless most women just lie there like a fish and never get on top, why does spelling coconut while she's on top improve the experience of her already being on top.

I am missing something though. There is something here. And I am missing it.

Signed - mightaswellbe37yearoldvirgin

Meh, I think I'm going to go google this and take my chances...
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      07-18-2019, 12:03 PM   #4283
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they say a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell

but it's okay because no one was gentle last night
holy shit was it a fun night, Rmtt gave the best advice of acting young and naive, so i was kinda expecting something but definitely not THIS. i just have a stupid smile on my face in the office now hahah
Glad to hear it worked out for you.

Now you play the next part carefully. Be cordial and nice about everything...even a little reserved while doing anything with her except for the "act" itself.

When it comes to that, let her think she's changed you into a raving lunatic.

Basically let her have the power in the bedroom, but you keep your composure in all other aspects.

In my humble experience...it keeps them guessing and trying to top themselves each time!
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Agreed on the fish bit, that was poor explaining on my end. What I really meant to say was that unless most women just lie there like a fish and never get on top, why does spelling coconut while she's on top improve the experience of her already being on top.

I am missing something though. There is something here. And I am missing it.

Signed - mightaswellbe37yearoldvirgin

Meh, I think I'm going to go google this and take my chances...
I'm quoting myself, yes, but oh, I get it now. Should have just went to google instead of you unhelpful lot.
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      07-18-2019, 12:13 PM   #4285
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I'm quoting myself, yes, but oh, I get it now. Should have just went to google instead of you unhelpful lot.
OK, how f'ed up is this world? I just typed coconut into google, wondering what else I should type in order to get the results I was looking for and instead of me seeing a coconut, the top results were sex related. I must be getting old...
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OK, how f'ed up is this world? I just typed coconut into google, wondering what else I should type in order to get the results I was looking for and instead of me seeing a coconut, the top results were sex related. I must be getting old...
You can't be too careful these days when looking anything up on the Web.

I actually control the Internet access and Firewall at our facility, and I get people all the time coming up to me and telling me that they accidently pulled up stuff they shouldn't have.

I tell them not to worry about it...we are all adults..and I'm not babysitting any of them unless a pattern starts to develop!
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OK, how f'ed up is this world? I just typed coconut into google, wondering what else I should type in order to get the results I was looking for and instead of me seeing a coconut, the top results were sex related. I must be getting old...
See, I wasn't getting that. I had to get more specific, like, "woman does the coconut challenge on you / riding you" in order to get even one hit that was on point, which was from a radio station.

Otherwise it was all stuff like coconut chop from survivor, how to use coconut in your meals, or some crap like that.

Google does learn search patterns though....
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OK, how f'ed up is this world? I just typed coconut into google, wondering what else I should type in order to get the results I was looking for and instead of me seeing a coconut, the top results were sex related. I must be getting old...
I'd be more surprised if you typed anything into google and it wasn't sex related. Perhaps we should start a thread consisting of words that don't have some form of internet sexual based themes. Just some randoms that I'm aware of bees, noses, statues, balloons, feet, stuttering, wood......people have something sexual associated to every-damn-thing.
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I'd be more surprised if you typed anything into google and it wasn't sex related. Perhaps we should start a thread consisting of words that don't have some form of internet sexual based themes. Just some randoms that I'm aware of bees, noses, statues, balloons, feet, stuttering, wood......people have something sexual associated to every-damn-thing.
BRB...googling "Jody".


Back. Nothing sexual.




Well..almost nothing sexual aside from military meaning. And now I understand why you were so hated on the base.
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