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      05-03-2018, 11:34 PM   #1
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New Jersey Mystery Shitter Revealed



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      05-03-2018, 11:46 PM   #2
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Great read.
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      05-04-2018, 10:03 AM   #3
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You can't make this shit up. What is wrong with people!
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Need to monitor this story! I have to hear a motive.
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      05-04-2018, 10:30 AM   #5
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      05-04-2018, 10:46 AM   #6
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You can't make this shit up. What is wrong with people!
This guy was the superintendent of an entire school district!

I did a lot a stupid, crazy and off the wall stuff when I was a kid in school and hung around with a crazy bunch of friends but that one never even crossed my mind.
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      05-04-2018, 10:55 AM   #7
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Looks like he was relieved of his duties.
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      05-04-2018, 10:55 AM   #8
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To strange...

Maybe not. I mean we have Trump for president. So I guess anything is possible.


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      05-04-2018, 11:05 AM   #9
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He must be in a really shitty situation....I can only imagine the load he must have been baring...
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      05-04-2018, 11:14 AM   #10
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At work one day...I called the police to report some people selling stuff out of a tractor trailer, blocking traffic - a total nuisance and the cops were like ‘well we’re real busy is it a life or death emergency’ and I said no ‘just an eyesore and some guy urinating behind a trash bin’ and cop was like ‘WHAT !, public urination, what did he look like, what kind of car, what direction did he drive off in?” and a minute later like three cop cars come racing in.
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      05-04-2018, 12:26 PM   #11
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You must have been home schooled
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      05-04-2018, 01:23 PM   #12
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Looks like he was relieved of his doodies.
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No longer the superintendent, new job title is now pooperintendent.
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      05-05-2018, 12:45 PM   #16
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LMAOO immediately though of this scene
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      05-07-2018, 12:00 AM   #17
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At work one day...I called the police to report some people selling stuff out of a tractor trailer, blocking traffic - a total nuisance and the cops were like ‘well we’re real busy is it a life or death emergency’ and I said no ‘just an eyesore and some guy urinating behind a trash bin’ and cop was like ‘WHAT !, public urination, what did he look like, what kind of car, what direction did he drive off in?” and a minute later like three cop cars come racing in.

wow priorities


one of the things I appreciate about Europe is the relatively lax view toward taking a piss in public
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      05-07-2018, 10:29 AM   #18
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      05-07-2018, 10:42 PM   #19
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      05-08-2018, 09:52 AM   #20
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IF only they had a Cry closet in place, this all could have been handled privately
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      05-08-2018, 10:36 AM   #21
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HAHAHA right near my neck of the woods as well.
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I think this guy is a turd shy of a full load.
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