Chipotle

[Greenkirby21]

So some friends and I were eating at chipotle when one of them didn't order any corn. Curious, I asked him why. Now remember, we were all eating.

He says, every time I order corn, it never processes through my stomach and I see corn all over in my sh!t.

We all bursted out laughing, but not at him, but because it was true for all of us

I realized most of the time, when I take a dump after eating chipotle, its huge and also looks unprocessed. I can see chunks of meat, corn, etc.

My other friend said one time he had fiery diarrhea from chiptole. Every time he shat it felt like his ass was on fire and he would jump in the shower to cool it down.

So we spent the rest of the meal sharing our stories, all while enjoying chipotle

anyone else get the shats from this place?

[Q4P]

I love Chipotle and it's like any other mexican style place I go to.

[ghosthi32]

cool story

[shazzy04]

Chipotle is the shit.

not literally

[MC 357]

[.:bHd:.]

corn at chipotle is pretty useless. Adds about 350mg of sodium but no protein

[Spool]

i only know one person that can process corn, and that is my brother in law...dude is in the special forces and eats all sorts of funky shit to survive...his stomach can break down anything...he said he has no problem with corn..


as for me, when i eat corn and i shit, you can almost just pick it out of my turd, wash it and eat it again, untouched...stomach is useless

[lopealle]

I've never had Chipotle. Unless it wa flavored wings from Papa Johns.

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Chipotle is awesome. It actually doesn't bother my stomach at all. And I get the corn just because it's a "filler" and it takes a lot of food to fill me up. I also order it with a double serving of meat.

[jpsum]

Corn at chipotle = tracers

It tells you how long it takes to go from your mouth to yo ass.