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      06-21-2018, 08:10 PM   #1
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... peanut butter: low fat and easy to spread

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... peanut butter: low fat and easy to spread

... coffee: ground up and in the freezer

... beer: black, flat, and with a yeast infection


And... go.
Peanut butter is extremely high in fat


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      06-21-2018, 10:28 PM   #7
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.. washing my car. I breathe on her softly and gently as I pay every inch attention.

... making coffee. I grind my beans until they squeak and then I put the milk in.
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      06-21-2018, 11:29 PM   #10
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Peanut butter is extremely high in fat


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      06-22-2018, 12:01 AM   #11
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... peanut butter: low fat and easy to spread

... coffee: ground up and in the freezer

... beer: black, flat, and with a yeast infection


And... go.
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      06-22-2018, 01:05 AM   #12
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I like my women like...

.. washing my car. I breathe on her softly and gently as I pay every inch attention.

... making coffee. I grind my beans until they squeak and then I put the milk in.
are you don juan?
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      06-22-2018, 03:56 AM   #17
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      06-22-2018, 07:20 AM   #19
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      06-22-2018, 08:04 AM   #21
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