dont let your girlfriend ever

Spool · 05-01-2007, 08:47 PM

It's just a car, relax...

She might be pregnant man, have that checked out...if that's the case, make like a siamese twin and split...

fire-n-ice · 05-01-2007, 08:55 PM

geez, that's cruel...or...make like Jewish foreskin and be off!! sorry...had to chime in...really, I hope she's OK.

Spool · 05-01-2007, 09:04 PM

Hmmm never heard the Jewish one...interesting...

Or you can make like Tom and Cruise outta here...

LEA69 · 05-01-2007, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

eat in your car.....so long story short i bought my girlfriend taco bell and it was bad enough that it sunk up the whole car but, after she ate 10mins later....well she

yeah she threw up all over my passengner side seat, it reeks of vomit and i cant get all of it off where it went inside the vents and all...i got most of it off and well the smell....lets just say i parked my car outside with all the windows down...man im soo pissed off i was gonna make her clean it (like most of you would have done) but she came down with something so i guess i felt bad....eh well i thought i should share my advice for you guys with girlfriends who like to eat in your car.....

NO WAY is anyone eating in my car!! I only ever allow water!!! Call me a meanie, but saves me any hassles that you had to go thru!! And I'm a chick!

fire-n-ice · 05-01-2007, 09:08 PM

Spool: mmm yes...or, make like a baby and head out!

Spool · 05-01-2007, 09:09 PM

fire...make like a tree, and leave

ejazbmw · 05-01-2007, 09:21 PM

lol i like all your comments towards my girl friend

....what really gets me is that 99.9% its just me in the car but that damn .1% someone just had to puke all over my car....and i would of took some pics but im sure it would of gross some of you out it was pretty nasty i never cleaned someones puke befoer let alone mine.....

ejazbmw · 05-01-2007, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

It's just a car, relax...

She might be pregnant man, have that checked out...if that's the case, make like a siamese twin and split...

no shes not pregnant i think she was coming down with something....if she was pregnant you'd see my name change on here and i wouldnt be living in nj anymore hahaha

fire-n-ice · 05-01-2007, 09:28 PM

aww ejaz, be gentle hon...you really can't help it when you're sick. JUST DON'T LET ANYONE EAT IN YOUR CAR!!!

Spool: Make like horseshit and hit the trail!

DILLIGAF · 05-01-2007, 09:31 PM

i havent eaten there in years and thanks to this story I don't think I ever will again.

beauderek · 05-01-2007, 09:35 PM

Same problem for me. See this thread...http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18215. I had to get it detailed, and they took the door apart and it still smelled bad!!! "Nature's Miracle" was the finishing touch. You can get it at pet stores. I sprayed that all over, and the smell finally went away. Long expensive process, and the new car smell is gone.

Kiemyster · 05-01-2007, 09:35 PM

haha. just never make like a cock and cum in your car. thats the biggest mistake (ive never done it, but i know sum ppl who have.)

ohh. we were talking about actuall food? hahah. i thought she ate your taco, and then your cheesey dip got in her throat and made her vomit. MY BAD!

*srry. i had to induce sex into this conversation*

Spool · 05-01-2007, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

no shes not pregnant i think she was coming down with something....if she was pregnant you'd see my name change on here and i wouldnt be living in nj anymore hahaha

Yeah dude, if i ever get my gf pregnant i'm fleeing to Mexico...but that's good though, the best news a guy can hear is not (It's not cancerous) but it's actually (I got my period)...

Fire and Ice, make like Diahrea and Run..

BMW F22 · 05-01-2007, 09:45 PM

omg this reminds me of this incident: A few years ago when I was selling cars, a co-worker/friend took this lady on a test drive. She just happened to have her period that day and bled all over the seat!! OMG when I heard it I couldnt eat lunch that day!!

shit if someone were to puke in my car I WOULD KILL THEM!!

fire-n-ice · 05-01-2007, 09:51 PM

BMWE90, so sorry you were traumatized in such a horrific way. Reminds me of that homeless man who always called 911 in the NJ winters when he was cold and needed a hot cup of java and a blanket, to which I would oblige - I am very kindhearted. But, damn that man always shit in his pants and my rig would stink all night no matter WHAT I cleaned it with.

Spool: Make like a mollusk and get the shuck outta there!

ctgazer · 05-02-2007, 12:24 AM

the only taco that can be eaten in your car is pink...and you should be doing the eatin

uhaulball · 05-02-2007, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ctgazer

the only taco that can be eaten in your car is pink...and you should be doing the eatin

what if he likes to watch his girl eating tacos

OhhaiAlex · 05-02-2007, 02:26 AM

No eating in the car, PERIOD! Gotta be safe than sorry.

xMSMx · 05-02-2007, 03:07 AM

wow im really sorry hope you get that taken care of
and i will do nothing short of murdering the person who vomits in my car
NO one eats in my car, water if they ask and im feeling nice

SpecC · 05-02-2007, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ctgazer

the only taco that can be eaten in your car is pink...and you should be doing the eatin

taco bell kicks ass. i like nachos

SoYank · 05-02-2007, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by TiAg335i

I wouldn't even let someone who smoked and put out the cigarette come into my car.

Yeah, I've done that twice...first and last. Never, ever, again.

Fire-n-Ice: Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta there.

Ascension · 05-02-2007, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TiAg335i

I don't eat in my car, let alone someone else.........cmon man.

I wouldn't even let someone who smoked and put out the cigarette come into my car.

+1 No one eats in my car.........PERIOD

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ejazbmw blahhh 302 Rep 6,355 Posts Drives: 2014 M235I Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ/NY iTrader: (7)	lol i like all your comments towards my girl friend ....what really gets me is that 99.9% its just me in the car but that damn .1% someone just had to puke all over my car....and i would of took some pics but im sure it would of gross some of you out it was pretty nasty i never cleaned someones puke befoer let alone mine.....
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fire-n-ice Lieutenant 20 Rep 506 Posts Drives: 2003 Z4 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ga iTrader: (0)	aww ejaz, be gentle hon...you really can't help it when you're sick. JUST DON'T LET ANYONE EAT IN YOUR CAR!!! Spool: Make like horseshit and hit the trail!
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fire-n-ice Lieutenant 20 Rep 506 Posts Drives: 2003 Z4 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ga iTrader: (0)	BMWE90, so sorry you were traumatized in such a horrific way. Reminds me of that homeless man who always called 911 in the NJ winters when he was cold and needed a hot cup of java and a blanket, to which I would oblige - I am very kindhearted. But, damn that man always shit in his pants and my rig would stink all night no matter WHAT I cleaned it with. Spool: Make like a mollusk and get the shuck outta there!
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xMSMx Second Lieutenant 40 Rep 268 Posts Drives: 2007 TiAg 328i coupe/coral red Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ANAHEIM HILLS iTrader: (0)	wow im really sorry hope you get that taken care of and i will do nothing short of murdering the person who vomits in my car NO one eats in my car, water if they ask and im feeling nice __________________ PREVIOUS: 2000 BMW 323ci(sold),2007 BMW 328i(RIP), 2007 BMW 328i(lease return) CURRENT: 2011 528i f10 Titanium Silver/Cinnamon Brown/Aluminum/Premium/Sport/Navigation/Comfort Access/Smart Phone Integration/ I-pod-USB
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