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      04-13-2010, 07:22 PM   #45
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hahahah

she's hot as fawk tho
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      04-13-2010, 07:27 PM   #46
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Would you marry a girl who gave a great blow-job? Or just a great lay? Of course but that chick didn't learn that from doing it just once!!!!!!!!
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      04-13-2010, 07:50 PM   #47
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Ever fuck a girl that you needed massive amounts of lube for because she just couldn't get wet? Yeah, you fucked a tranny. SoCal/Miami. Everywhere.
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      04-13-2010, 08:21 PM   #48
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valid point - i get to claim another experience. What to shoot for next
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      04-13-2010, 08:24 PM   #49
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valid point - i get to claim another experience. What to shoot for next
dude i would never fucking claim that, hahahahahahahaha

id PM jason to delete this thread, but we will remember
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      04-13-2010, 08:31 PM   #50
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valid point - i get to claim another experience. What to shoot for next
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      04-13-2010, 09:19 PM   #51
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I'd probably hit it first..
especially with a name like Jenny.. that's a hot name

I know a lot of Jennys that are down right hot whores.
Jenny from the block. Some Jenny's actually go around the block...a few times.

But yes what's "like"?? If she wants it every time then it's a little weird. If she's cool with it once in a while I don't see a problem with that.
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      04-13-2010, 09:27 PM   #52
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I want to find a handful of my exgirlfriends and tell them to have their boyfriends send me $$. I trained those bitches well. I mean, real fucken well. The shit that I convinced them to do, the skills that I honed with my man stick. Jesus. I sent them to Cock U.
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      04-13-2010, 09:29 PM   #53
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I want to find a handful of my exgirlfriends and tell them to have their boyfriends send me $$. I trained those bitches well. I mean, real fucken well. The shit that I convinced them to do, the skills that I honed with my man stick. Jesus. I sent them to Cock U.
same here, hints why they all want me back, including the one i talked about the other day(just found that out)...one of my exs that is married is divorcing her husband and wants me, i told her sorry charlie
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No no nooooo dude. Go to her place and ravage her. Every hole. Get it all in her hair and shit. Leave. End story.
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      04-13-2010, 09:34 PM   #55
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No no nooooo dude. Go to her place and ravage her. Every hole. Get it all in her hair and shit. Leave. End story.
im 425 miles away and im not looking back
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      04-13-2010, 09:37 PM   #56
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      04-13-2010, 09:42 PM   #57
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Knew someone would post that, haha.
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      04-13-2010, 11:13 PM   #58
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Would you marry a girl who gave a great blow-job? Or just a great lay? Of course but that chick didn't learn that from doing it just once!!!!!!!!
I don't think I would ever date a girl that actually enjoys giving blow jobs. I mean seriously, no girl actually likes sucking dick, they just do it. If you find a girl that openly admits that she likes sucking dick, beware. That's not girlfriend material.
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      04-13-2010, 11:23 PM   #59
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      04-13-2010, 11:27 PM   #60
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      04-14-2010, 07:45 AM   #61
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I like this.

I don't think I would ever date a girl that actually enjoys giving blow jobs. I mean seriously, no girl actually likes sucking dick, they just do it. If you find a girl that openly admits that she likes sucking dick, beware. That's not girlfriend material.
LOL
reminds me of my friend used to go out with this flaming hot girl we nicknamed blowjob chick

she hated to be touched.. like if he held her she'd freak out.. if he caressed her as well, she only liked giving head.

I asked my friend to hook me up with her for a one timer, so when he MSNed her she was like "I'm not giving head anymore to anyone, I had to have my tonsils removed because of an infection from it"

I think I dodged a bullet lol
my friend got himself tested, he was clean
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You talk about a girl who wants it anal?
Would marry your boyfriend who wanted it that way!!!
He has not a chance!!
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      04-14-2010, 08:08 AM   #63
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You talk about a girl who wants it anal?
Would marry your boyfriend who wanted it that way!!!
He has not a chance!!
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You talk about a girl who wants it anal?
Would marry your boyfriend who wanted it that way!!!
He has not a chance!!


I seriously didn't understand a thing
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      04-14-2010, 09:21 AM   #65
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Yeah what happened there with the Engrish?

BTW we need to get back on the real topic at hand... That dude fucked a tranny!
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      04-14-2010, 09:22 AM   #66
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Yeah what happened there with the Engrish?

BTW we need to get back on the real topic at hand... That dude fucked a tranny!
and he admitted it
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