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      04-19-2010, 06:41 PM   #221
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So you're admitting to having JayKay's sloppy seconds?
One mans cumdumpster is another mans dream girl
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      04-19-2010, 06:56 PM   #222
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Ouch...sorry Aonarch but that is too damn funny.

I'm going to put that entry in my journal also.
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      05-18-2010, 12:02 PM   #223
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BavIII and Colin voted no. WTF?

Samwoo voted no, but he fucks trannys. So hes lying.
Thread revival. Didn't see this.

Dooooood that's just not my thing pussy is sufficient. So sue me.
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      05-18-2010, 01:28 PM   #224
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awww... I thought this was dead.

This will start a whole rash of new "Would you...." threads.
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      05-18-2010, 01:41 PM   #225
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awww... I thought this was dead.

This will start a whole rash of new "Would you...." threads.
Sorry man Had to clear the air.
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      05-18-2010, 01:41 PM   #226
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vag to mouth is a must or the girl is out, ass to mouth is cool with me too.. and yes, i'd marry her
Ass to mouth is fine with me. But once a chick tried to kiss me after ass to mouth, that shit didn't fly. She got pissed and got up and walked into her bathroom and ran the shower. I finished on her pillow and bounced.
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      05-18-2010, 03:09 PM   #227
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Ass to mouth is fine with me. But once a chick tried to kiss me after ass to mouth, that shit didn't fly. She got pissed and got up and walked into her bathroom and ran the shower. I finished on her pillow and bounced.
done that before
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Thread revival. Didn't see this.

Dooooood that's just not my thing pussy is sufficient. So sue me.
X2, given the choice, I'd take pussy
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      05-18-2010, 05:36 PM   #229
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Epic Thread! This needs to be a sticky!
I'm saying this thread is already sticky just by it's content...
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      05-18-2010, 05:52 PM   #230
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is the thread where the guy admitted to fucking a tranny? really don't feel like looking through 11 pages
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is the thread where the guy admitted to fucking a tranny? really don't feel like looking through 11 pages
yep
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      05-18-2010, 05:55 PM   #232
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yep
oh damn, it was on the first page...



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a broad in cancun came back to my room. Hot and heavy and said no sex. I wanted to choke her since i had to pay to get her in the resort. I then proceed to ask what else she plans. She then rolls over and takes it in the ass. Whatever man i wasn't marrying her, and i now have a story.
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      05-18-2010, 05:57 PM   #233
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Lol I saw this thread at the top of OT, and was just like really again???

BTW Yeah that dude fucked a tranny.
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      05-18-2010, 05:58 PM   #234
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oh damn, it was on the first page...
one of the funniest things in OT in awile
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And he liked it...
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And he liked it...
he made a comment somewhere in there " i dont rememeber any other balls hanging other than mine" i almost lost it when i read that
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he made a comment somewhere in there " i dont rememeber any other balls hanging other than mine" i almost lost it when i read that
He was damn proud too...

I went to Bangkok last year and damn do you have to be careful! Seriously I went to all the bars, which just so happen to be whorehouses, anyways big feet and adam apples FTL.

I would make sure that they showed me their vag for a visual inspection before hand.

And my friend fucked two hookers without a rubber!!!
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I'm sorry for bumping it, guys. It was JayKay's fault

I remember this thread from the very beginning. I too almost lost it when he said the chick said no sex and just rolled over to take it in the ass. The funnier thing was how quick the tranny comment popped up
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He was damn proud too...

I went to Bangkok last year and damn do you have to be careful! Seriously I went to all the bars, which just so happen to be whorehouses, anyways big feet and adam apples FTL.

I would make sure that they showed me their vag for a visual inspection before hand.

And my friend fucked two hookers without a rubber!!!
It's not just Bangkok but Asia in general (at least in my experience). In the Philippines, there were trannies EVERYWHERE. There were 3 of them working each register at the Jollibee I went to. Also, Filipino tv has gameshows and shit that are littered with them.
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He was damn proud too...

I went to Bangkok last year and damn do you have to be careful! Seriously I went to all the bars, which just so happen to be whorehouses, anyways big feet and adam apples FTL.

I would make sure that they showed me their vag for a visual inspection before hand.

And my friend fucked two hookers without a rubber!!!


Hope your friend didn't take home any souvenirs.
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      05-18-2010, 11:48 PM   #241
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nol cause i couldnt give it to her, if we did it and sh loved it sure but if her butthole was blown out from before we met then of course not

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Google sevrina fucking and decide foryourself
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