To the Silver E90 I saw on Market street in Ballard Last Night around 9:00

Ccambrid · 09-04-2019, 02:10 PM

You're an embarrassment.

Look, I get the notion of to each his own with the car you buy. It's your money, so do what you want...

TO A LIMIT.

I couldn't get an actual pic of the car, but it was a silver e90 looking literally as ridiculous as this with nearly as many fake vents:

I know we all get it, but I just need to rant and get it out. Who the f*** were you trying to convince? The fake M5 vents, fake M badging, the poorly placed M colors, the f***ing blow off valve...you didn't even buy a real exhaust setup either, you just created some raspy exhaust cutouts. The fake sponsors all over? Come the f*** on, man. If you were some spoiled 16 year old, I probably wouldn't say as much, but you're like 30+ driving a stupid fucking car like that.

If you're trolling, I think you won, but if you're not, please talk to someone. I don't know how you conceivably get to a point where you look at the all the garbage work you've done to your car and say, "hey, I think i can roll with the big boys now. NO ONE WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!"

Sorry, y'all. Rant over.

CjM3 · 09-05-2019, 11:44 AM

Dude everyone knows each additional vent and sticker is +1 hp

JsL · 09-05-2019, 11:56 AM

I'm with you and I don't get it either. Just own up to what you have.

You put fake badges on the car and the only people that would even notice are those who also know it's fake. So you've wasted all that money to fool no one.

As for the vents, that's just a lack of taste...

2bits · 09-05-2019, 05:14 PM

You can't unsee something like that. My sympathies.

andybui82 · 09-05-2019, 09:50 PM

was this post in hopes for this guy to see it? I mean if it's not an M, it's doubtful this guy sees it.

Ccambrid · 09-23-2019, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by andybui82

was this post in hopes for this guy to see it? I mean if it's not an M, it's doubtful this guy sees it.

It was a rant definitely directed at the guy, but mostly just needed fellow M owners' support through this difficult observation lol

randrews15 · 09-24-2019, 06:04 AM

I think someone needs a hug or some therapy.

09-04-2019, 02:10 PM	#1
Ccambrid Enlisted Member 12 Rep 45 Posts Drives: 2013 E93 M3 DCT Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (0)	To the Silver E90 I saw on Market street in Ballard Last Night around 9:00 You're an embarrassment. Look, I get the notion of to each his own with the car you buy. It's your money, so do what you want... TO A LIMIT. I couldn't get an actual pic of the car, but it was a silver e90 looking literally as ridiculous as this with nearly as many fake vents: I know we all get it, but I just need to rant and get it out. Who the f* were you trying to convince? The fake M5 vents, fake M badging, the poorly placed M colors, the fing blow off valve...you didn't even buy a real exhaust setup either, you just created some raspy exhaust cutouts. The fake sponsors all over? Come the f** on, man. If you were some spoiled 16 year old, I probably wouldn't say as much, but you're like 30+ driving a stupid fucking car like that. If you're trolling, I think you won, but if you're not, please talk to someone. I don't know how you conceivably get to a point where you look at the all the garbage work you've done to your car and say, "hey, I think i can roll with the big boys now. NO ONE WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!" Sorry, y'all. Rant over.
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09-05-2019, 11:44 AM	#2
CjM3 Private First Class 41 Rep 167 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Bothell iTrader: (0)	Dude everyone knows each additional vent and sticker is +1 hp
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09-05-2019, 11:56 AM	#3
JsL Major 448 Rep 1,263 Posts Drives: 2011 AW M3 ZCP Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: SF Bay Area iTrader: (2)	I'm with you and I don't get it either. Just own up to what you have. You put fake badges on the car and the only people that would even notice are those who also know it's fake. So you've wasted all that money to fool no one. As for the vents, that's just a lack of taste...
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09-05-2019, 05:14 PM	#4
2bits Private 18 Rep 92 Posts Drives: 09 M3 e90 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Seattle iTrader: (1)	You can't unsee something like that. My sympathies.
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andybui82 Colonel 218 Rep 2,702 Posts Drives: F80 M3 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: PNW iTrader: (5)	was this post in hopes for this guy to see it? I mean if it's not an M, it's doubtful this guy sees it. __________________ Cars: SGM 325i l BSM 135i l SS to Gloss White S2000 l Arctic White RS4 l White GTi l AW 335d M-Sport l IS 350 l e92 M3 l F80 m3
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09-24-2019, 06:04 AM	#7
randrews15 Lieutenant 289 Rep 553 Posts Drives: 2012 E93 M3 Le Mans Blue Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Parrish, FL iTrader: (1)	I think someone needs a hug or some therapy.
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