Funny BMW Joke

ALM3 · 08-20-2008, 02:04 PM

Here is a very funny BMW joke. Enjoy

Stunnerable · 08-20-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ALM3

Here is a very funny BMW joke. Enjoy

Yeah.. thats pretty much the reason I bought my first BMW.

keanu1 · 08-20-2008, 02:55 PM

this joke is weierd!!!

BMW-videos.com · 08-20-2008, 05:51 PM

lol creative but, wtf?

gadget · 08-20-2008, 07:29 PM

i'm already married but i'm sure that many of the single guys are buying thier BMWs for this very resaon

Zed · 08-20-2008, 07:58 PM

Jokes contained within Word docs or Powerpoints start at -100.

Bimmer Nerd · 08-20-2008, 08:02 PM

i dunno where he got the FUNNY part from in that joke

seriously.

IWearScrubs · 08-20-2008, 09:18 PM

What is the deal with the word doc?

Just post it here in the thread...

BRDHNTR · 08-20-2008, 09:26 PM

I have heard that one before with Porsche instead of BMW. My retort to the joke: I don't need it; it's just a bonus.

Davinhci · 08-20-2008, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by IWearScrubs

What is the deal with the word doc?

Just post it here in the thread...

yeah really

Bdez · 08-20-2008, 11:28 PM

Response - Now I know its an R8 - but the principal is the same for a BMW ?

TLud · 08-20-2008, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bdh2009

Response - Now I know its an R8 - but the principal is the same for a BMW ?

Now that's funny!

Here in Texas, guys tend to compensate for certain deficiencies with lifted trucks more than with performance cars. The bigger the truck, the littler the man.

Year's_End · 08-21-2008, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by bdh2009

Response - Now I know its an R8 - but the principal is the same for a BMW ?

Nice

ferrari6891 · 08-21-2008, 09:49 AM

its not even remotely funny until the last two lines

TLud · 08-21-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ferrari6891

its not even remotely funny until the last two lines

That's generally how jokes work...

But I agree, not that funny.

3XTR3M3 · 08-21-2008, 05:38 PM

unreal. i cant believe i had to get a .doc word file, open it to see a colorful page with pictures cus im an idiot and dont know what a horse, duck or rope look like, then i read it, kept reading it and got to the punchline which was equally as retarded as the lil red 3 series drawing they used.

Someone pull out the ban hammer. lol jk

by the way, i dunno about you guys, but i dont walk around with my dick hanging out nor can I drive my dick around. so...

M3Lion · 08-22-2008, 01:27 PM

that was like homework. but thanks.

IWearScrubs · 08-22-2008, 04:54 PM

By reading the comments, I have decided NOT to click on this word doc.

TLud · 08-22-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by IWearScrubs

By reading the comments, I have decided NOT to click on this word doc.

You know you posted this and looked anyway. It's like a car wreck. You can't help yourself.

!Xoible · 08-22-2008, 05:19 PM

very offended

TLud · 08-22-2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

very offended

Why? Because you drive a BMW or because you have a wee willy winky? or both?

08-20-2008, 02:55 PM	#3
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08-20-2008, 11:28 PM	#11
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08-21-2008, 09:49 AM	#14
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3XTR3M3 Lieutenant Colonel 99 Rep 1,575 Posts Drives: E92 AW M3 6MT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: LA iTrader: (1)	unreal. i cant believe i had to get a .doc word file, open it to see a colorful page with pictures cus im an idiot and dont know what a horse, duck or rope look like, then i read it, kept reading it and got to the punchline which was equally as retarded as the lil red 3 series drawing they used. Someone pull out the ban hammer. lol jk by the way, i dunno about you guys, but i dont walk around with my dick hanging out nor can I drive my dick around. so... __________________
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08-22-2008, 01:27 PM	#17
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