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      09-19-2021, 11:37 AM   #16545
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      09-19-2021, 06:44 PM   #16550
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^ Crystal Methodist Church of Effing is pretty damn funny all by itself.
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Now that's eFFING funny right there.

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Now that's eFFING funny right there.

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Thank you. Considering that I'm only on my first cup of coffee.
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How to go from 36'' waist to 32'' with no dieting or excercise
This is also how you go from a 43" chest to 47". Push it up and out the top!
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This is also how you go from a 43" chest to 47". Push it up and out the top!
Hey Jodi gotta get some cycling in and lose the lifting weights to even it out more
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