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      09-25-2018, 06:20 AM   #67
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In my younger days when career was not as focused:

My last day on the job in a semi toxic environment. I took these two actions.

1. It was a Friday. I placed a locking gas cap on the dick supervisors Ford Excursion but forgot to give him the keys.
2. The ops manager was out and his office locked. But office building was all ceiling tiles. We had a commercial hole punch for producing industry 3 ring binder catalogues. I grabbed the punched hole tray, put a chair on the outside wall of his office, popped a ceiling tile and dumped 10,000 hole punches down onto his desk.
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In my younger days when career was not as focused:

My last day on the job in a semi toxic environment. I took these two actions.

1. It was a Friday. I placed a locking gas cap on the dick supervisors Ford Excursion but forgot to give him the keys.
2. The ops manager was out and his office locked. But office building was all ceiling tiles. We had a commercial hole punch for producing industry 3 ring binder catalogues. I grabbed the punched hole tray, put a chair on the outside wall of his office, popped a ceiling tile and dumped 10,000 hole punches down onto his desk.
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Honestly? Fill a plastic bag w/ air and POOF! (then play dumb immediately afterward). For context, I work in a large, open office area w/ ~1k people...loud noises echo like mad.

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