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Sara · 03-12-2017, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

How does one force a BJ? Never understood that. Can't the blower just bite down?

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

Biorin · 03-12-2017, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

How does one force a BJ? Never understood that. Can't the blower just bite down?

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

I just laughed out loud

The Choosey begger · 03-12-2017, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

Haha
I thought it was first hand experience.

capo180 · 03-12-2017, 09:14 PM

Sure sounds like it...

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 09:55 PM

So deer in headlights. Except with a chick and a dick.

shoei · 03-12-2017, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara504

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

Haha
I thought it was first hand experience.

You'd have to swipe your credit card through a Square type device first before getting a BJ...

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 10:48 PM

Update: Confirmed. Chick is a distant cousin. But, marketing campaign is continuing. Bio datas are being exchanged and parents and elders are having the meetings.

Shit is getting real yo.

Axius · 03-13-2017, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

Can't say I've ever seen a deer standing in headlights with a dick getting forced in it's mouth. Terrible analogy.

RJ_ · 03-13-2017, 07:06 AM

Daylight savings is dumb.

Also, the weather needs to make up it's damn mind, I have wrenching to do and it's snowing again.

Axius · 03-13-2017, 07:17 AM

Any clock change is dumb. However, glad to be getting an hour of daylight back.

Supposed to snow here, still don't have a scraper, just a putty knife for drywall spackle....

Joekerr · 03-13-2017, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

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Originally Posted by Axius

Can't say I've ever seen a deer standing in headlights with a dick getting forced in it's mouth. Terrible analogy.

You only just moved to Cleveland. Give it time. Give it time.

Axius · 03-13-2017, 07:46 AM

If anything probably would have seent it in the south first before OH....

Dang3r · 03-13-2017, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No I like to have fun but what I really like is a guy who picks me up at my house, brings a flower to the door. A guy that rings the doorbell and doesn't just text me "here". I like the old school stuff where you get dressed up to go out to dinner. What is so wrong with my request to him

Thats absolutely correct to demand the partner is looking proper and not dressed like fresh outta the hood.
Ya know, the good old manners are gone, sometimes younger women are looking confused if I hold them the door open...Nonono Lady, I wont get laid by you, just the door

The most haters' are when I having dinner with sweety and at other tables around are some couples with their dumb smartphones into their hands...screw them! Are they texting each other to avoid conversation?
This would cause a ban from me, to stay within the forums terms...

nyalpine90 · 03-13-2017, 08:00 AM

stella is cumming!!!

morning!

silvergray545 · 03-13-2017, 08:53 AM

Well, it happened. Had to trim the beard over the weekend. I went from inches to how ever the fuck long a number 2 attachment is on set of clippers.

Dang3r · 03-13-2017, 09:00 AM

Know you problem as well, own a hairclipper from Phillips with ceramic blades, there are 3 different adjustable sets for the desired length and normally I preset the one to 1.5mm...this time the set slips at the first try down to zero and hell yeah, the rest of the hair is less than 0.5mm

Yadayadayada, temperatures rising, doing the whole nine inch and shave the head around to very short...ehm...no, length is no longer correct, but shortyshort^^
Wifey was shocked, but hey, it grows sometimes again. To avoid this into the future, I would change the set or glue it at this value...

Mr Tonka · 03-13-2017, 09:20 AM

You guys up north bitch about the weather a lot.

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Aatish · 03-13-2017, 09:21 AM

Pansies

capo180 · 03-13-2017, 09:32 AM

Yeah buddy!!

Joekerr · 03-13-2017, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

If anything probably would have seent it in the south first before OH....

You do raise an interesting point. You're probably correct - I had not thought of that. And Sara is from the south right?

Is that why they call it the dirty south?

silvergray545 · 03-13-2017, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Know you problem as well, own a hairclipper from Phillips with ceramic blades, there are 3 different adjustable sets for the desired length and normally I preset the one to 1.5mm...this time the set slips at the first try down to zero and hell yeah, the rest of the hair is less than 0.5mm

Yadayadayada, temperatures rising, doing the whole nine inch and shave the head around to very short...ehm...no, length is no longer correct, but shortyshort^^
Wifey was shocked, but hey, it grows sometimes again. To avoid this into the future, I would change the set or glue it at this value...

I had a pretty good run. September 2016 to March 2017. I will grow it back. I feel like I look like a child now.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You guys up north bitch about the weather a lot.

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Last I heard, we're supposed to get 6-10" starting this evening and going through tomorrow. Looks like I'll be plowing the roads with my front bumper again.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-13-2017, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's almost as if some people were able to predict this outcome.

Check out the video on this page , too much wind for the bikes =>

http://www.zita.be/nieuws/bizar/4050...9dd5913eaa7534

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03-13-2017, 07:46 AM	#48236
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Dang3r Schmollbraten 12512 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Know you problem as well, own a hairclipper from Phillips with ceramic blades, there are 3 different adjustable sets for the desired length and normally I preset the one to 1.5mm...this time the set slips at the first try down to zero and hell yeah, the rest of the hair is less than 0.5mm Yadayadayada, temperatures rising, doing the whole nine inch and shave the head around to very short...ehm...no, length is no longer correct, but shortyshort^^ Wifey was shocked, but hey, it grows sometimes again. To avoid this into the future, I would change the set or glue it at this value... __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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