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      06-14-2011, 11:17 PM   #23
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it's a fucking spider. just kill it. buncha women ITT.
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      06-14-2011, 11:22 PM   #24
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you be fucked dawg

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      06-14-2011, 11:32 PM   #25
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Dang! That shit would give me a heart attack.
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      06-14-2011, 11:49 PM   #26
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^^^^^^^^^
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Here's some food for thought...
Your'r never more than a couple meters away from a spider
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      06-14-2011, 11:55 PM   #27
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kil it with a sledgehammer. problem solved
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      06-15-2011, 12:00 AM   #28
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i fucking HATE spiders
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      06-15-2011, 01:19 AM   #29
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I swear to god I fuckin hate spiders. They creep me the fuck out. If you wanted to rob me, forget using a gun, I'd be ten times more scared if you threatened me with a spider. No joke.
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      06-15-2011, 03:58 AM   #30
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I had one of these fuckers crawl into my room
the wall it was on was full of dents due to all the stuff I threw at it
finally decided to go Green Arrow on that motherfucker
grabbed my bow and arrow (I do a bit of archery) and I got the little shit
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Lebanon has some nasty ass bugs. That's the only thing I dread about going there this summer lol. Last time I went, I saw the biggest centipede in the world. It was longer than the length of my shoe. And I'm a size 11 US or 45 EUR.
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      06-15-2011, 09:03 AM   #32
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Ugh, not a fan of spiders; especially after a brown recluse bit me. Short of a flamethrower, hit it with everything you've got and move on. If some collateral damage occurs, that's life.
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      06-15-2011, 11:44 AM   #33
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Fucking adorable.
I'd assume you love a hairy pussy too right? lol teh fuck!

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it's a fucking spider. just kill it. buncha women ITT.
THIS. Raid? get the axe spray, get a lighter, and its GAME ON.

I love spotting insects, i pray for the day i get a big furry spider like that to show him what the fucks really good. fucker's dont pay rent for living in my house, better GTFO WWII BURNER STYLE! YERPPPPPPP

There are few joys I can relate to incinerating spiders/insects. Hairspray works even better lol
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      06-15-2011, 11:51 AM   #34
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Yeah... no thanks.
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      06-15-2011, 12:01 PM   #35
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I always wanted a pet camel spider.

Not really though. At my place in SD, I swear there was a black widow in every nook and cranny.... Not very mean-looking but fuckers nonetheless.
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      06-15-2011, 12:29 PM   #36
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if i find a spider in my room, i can't rest easy until i know it's dead.



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^^^ Haha. When I was a kid I was obsessed with Spiderman so I found a pretty large spider and made it bite me so I could become spiderman. All that happened was I got a really enflamed hand.
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      06-15-2011, 12:56 PM   #37
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God dammit Kroy
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it's a fucking spider. just kill it. buncha women ITT.
won't deny that I'm a woman in that regard.

I'd kill the shit outta it, but I sure as hell wouldn't wanna sleep if it was still alive
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      06-15-2011, 01:29 PM   #39
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God damn it!!! FUCK THIS THREAD! Die in a fire!
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      06-15-2011, 02:09 PM   #40
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This thing lives in my back yard, and it has babies all the fucking time..
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      06-15-2011, 02:15 PM   #41
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and you do not empty a can of raid on it why?
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      06-15-2011, 02:24 PM   #42
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and you do not empty a can of raid on it why?
idc if they are alive, just not in my house, it never leaves it tree anyways...
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      06-15-2011, 02:30 PM   #43
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God dammit Kroy
i know huh...disgusting hairy arm!
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This thing lives in my back yard, and it has babies all the fucking time..
word, with such a big spider web, I'd say its more of an asset to have than to get rid of it. Bet you dont have any mosquito/fly problems. Thank spidey lol
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