Tinder/Dating Apps

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah small lips means lack of vacuum ..

Yup she looks like she's good at highlighting stuff and taking notes. Probably not good at giving BJs. You need a chick that can create that tight seal around your charge pipe.

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Yesterday I got a quote for injections for mine! Lmao. I kid you not


I have a list. Unfortunately cannot get it all done before BOSTON

Lips
Botox
Boobs
Lipo
Another nose job
Eye brow lift


That's just the start

Stay as you are but you will need a nurse if all that goes down.

i.e. have references if desired.

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

Stay as you are but you will need a nurse if all that goes down.

i.e. have references if desired.

Thing about women is that they will waste millions on surgery and still not feel confident about their appearance. Money can't fix low self esteem and daddy issues.

Meanwhile, I saw a fat dude coming out of a nice ass Porshe over the weekend with a pretty attractive women in the passenger seat. He's got a smile on his face and does not give a fuck how he looks because he's paid and getting it sucked on the regular.

......and let's face it gentleman in the end it's pretty much all about stacking that cash and getting that penis wet.

[1LRM3]

yep.... gotta love the IDGAF attitude

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Thing about women is that they will waste millions on surgery and still not feel confident about their appearance. Money can't fix low self esteem and daddy issues.

Meanwhile, I saw a fat dude coming out of a nice ass Porshe over the weekend with a pretty attractive women in the passenger seat. He's got a smile on his face and does not give a fuck how he looks because he's paid and getting it sucked on the regular.

......and let's face it gentleman in the end it's pretty much all about stacking that cash and getting that penis wet.

Well, those two things and being classy. Keep up the good work, you're off to a great start

[1LRM3]

^ lolol

just rather have the P-car imo

[Delta0311]

Getting paid and getting laid is pretty much what it's all about. You Check your direct deposit Friday am and check you penis into some chicks mouth in the evening.

Cause you just got to get that dick sucked.

[Verbiage]

bimmette I love your objectivity when rating the women.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

Stay as you are but you will need a nurse if all that goes down.

i.e. have references if desired.

Botox for life

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Thing about women is that they will waste millions on surgery and still not feel confident about their appearance. Money can't fix low self esteem and daddy issues.

Meanwhile, I saw a fat dude coming out of a nice ass Porshe over the weekend with a pretty attractive women in the passenger seat. He's got a smile on his face and does not give a fuck how he looks because he's paid and getting it sucked on the regular.

......and let's face it gentleman in the end it's pretty much all about stacking that cash and getting that penis wet.

I don't look pretty for guys. I'm pretty sure a guy could give two shits about my high lighter or my contour. I do it for myself. Like damn Sara, you looking fine today, really boosts my productivity.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Botox for life

oh you.

Originally Posted by Sara504

I don't look pretty for guys. I'm pretty sure a guy could give two shits about my high lighter or my contour. I do it for myself. Like damn Sara, you looking fine today, really boosts my productivity.

oh you.


You'd be surprised who actually values that sort of thing.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Getting paid and getting laid is pretty much what it's all about. You Check your direct deposit Friday am and check you penis into some chicks mouth in the evening.

Cause you just got to get that dick sucked.

Dude you are a fucking savage.

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I don't look pretty for guys. I'm pretty sure a guy could give two shits about my high lighter or my contour. I do it for myself. Like damn Sara, you looking fine today, really boosts my productivity.

I feel like that everyday, except on my fat days but those are rare.

" high lighter or my contour," yes you are right because I don't even know what the fuck that means.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

I feel like that everyday, except on my fat days but those are rare.

" high lighter or my contour," yes you are right because I don't even know what the fuck that means.

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[Sara]

Do not take me swimming on the first date. Lord Jesus.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Sara504

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Haha the one on the right looks like Kylie Jenner, Nicki Minaj, and Kim Kardashian.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Do not take my swimming on the first date. Lord Jesus.

Can I get an amen?


InB4 black swimming jokes.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Can I get an amen?


InB4 black swimming jokes.

I was laying out at the pool (Im sure you saw on snap chat) last month with my girl friends when Jessica picked me up and threw me in. I was like, MY LASHES, MY EXTENSTIONS, my contacts!!! Is my make up running? Surprisingly my lashes were just fine, ...hair ruined..I was so mad.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I was laying out at the pool (Im sure you saw on snap chat) last month with my girl friends when Jessica picked me up and threw me in. I was like, MY LASHES, MY EXTENSTIONS, my contacts!!! Is my make up running? Surprisingly my lashes were just fine, ...hair ruined..I was so mad.

I didn't see that part though. Haha


Clearly, she doesn't value the effort placed into the embellishments required for the underscoring of your physical beauty.

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Do not take me swimming on the first date. Lord Jesus.

Well how the hell else am I gonna dump the body.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I didn't see that part though. Haha


Clearly, she doesn't value the effort placed into the embellishments required for the underscoring of your physical beauty.

In all fairness. She's bigger than me, (but that doesnt take much) and I tried to throw her in but right before I started tugging on her leg she had oiled her self up with banana boat tanning oil so it was like grabbing a greased pig. She looked at me, got up and picked me up one armed and tossed me in the deep end.

[Sara]

Then she brought me my phone so I could snap chat that I was just tossed in the deep end lol