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      05-21-2016, 03:14 PM   #111
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I was trying the CP ducting...but it might not work.

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I did go out in the yard last night with a flashlight but nothing.
Also filled in the hole behind the tuff shed and the side as well....it does smell like skunk inside the shed.

Those are today's updates on this ever popular situation.
Man, J Goens, you are CRAZY. Nuckin Futs. I love it.

Just be careful and don't get Sex Panthered.

Btw: in all seriousness...what does Jgoens stand for? Asking for real, not a dig.

Mine is self explanatory. Although she also has an X3 and mine is the 235i.
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This is like a game show: "Are you smarter than a 5th Grade Skunk?"
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At this point, we will all be disappointed if there is no video of his capture, complete with the use of a night vision camera and GoPro.
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      05-21-2016, 03:54 PM   #114
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      05-21-2016, 04:01 PM   #115
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Man, J Goens, you are CRAZY. Nuckin Futs. I love it.

Just be careful and don't get Sex Panthered.

Btw: in all seriousness...what does Jgoens stand for? Asking for real, not a dig.

Mine is self explanatory. Although she also has an X3 and mine is the 235i.
Yeah man..not the first time at all I've been called crazy..for sure, have had my share of crazy stuff in this lifetime. My screen name is my name...the J is the first letter of my first name and the Goens is my last name. Kind of boring compared to my personality but because I'm on different forums and accounts and such I find it easier to use a common screen name/username..it's just crazy nowadays how many usernames are needed.

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This is like a game show: "Are you smarter than a 5th Grade Skunk?"
He has not demonstrated his level of intelligence yet...he's somewhere between 3rd and 8th grade. Time will tell.

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At this point, we will all be disappointed if there is no video of his capture, complete with the use of a night vision camera and GoPro.
I, was trying last night...flashlight in one hand and phone in other with video ready..but it was a no go. I'm just trying to get a sighting. Wish phones had a smell recorder and then you guys could see and smell the inside of the shed.

BTW..i'm still not going for the capture..my plan is still to race over to the shed when he is outside and cover the hole....You guys would really call me a star if I filled the hole and then caught his look as he came running back to find it filled...that would be glory.....yeah..I know what you really want is the dirt and see me get sprayed right?
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      05-21-2016, 04:22 PM   #116
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So, got two holes plugged on side of "skunk" shed and back of Tuff shed(there's two sheds next to each other).

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Also shoved a piece of newspaper in front hole...but, going to work soon and return in the night. Going to start to try to establish coming and going behaviors.

Just a side note: I did talk to a pest control guy who treats the facility where I work and I asked him why it smells like skunk if the guy is sleeping and he said they just smell like that in general....maybe that stuff just leaks out. He said my idea of filling the hole when he is out is not a bad idea otherwise buy a trap and he would pick the skunk up for me. As far as tossing poison in there, he was like me and said then you got real bad smell going.
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At this point, we will all be disappointed if there is no video of his capture, complete with the use of a night vision camera and GoPro.
Skunk snuff film ftw.
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At this point, we will all be disappointed if there is no video of his capture, complete with the use of a night vision camera and GoPro.
Skunk snuff film ftw.
Yikes, poor lil guy.

I'm on Team Skunk now. I like cheering for the underdog. Or maybe that should be under-shed-skunk.

I once had a squirrel live in some hidden area of my fireplace for about a year. He was very noisy but after awhile, I would say good morning to him every morning. He just randomly disappeared one day.
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Team J Goens... Especially since it's his real fuckin name.

Dude... Goens....

Love it.
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Yikes, poor lil guy.

I'm on Team Skunk now. I like cheering for the underdog. Or maybe that should be under-shed-skunk.

I once had a squirrel live in some hidden area of my fireplace for about a year. He was very noisy but after awhile, I would say good morning to him every morning. He just randomly disappeared one day.
You had the squirrel at, "hello"
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Seems like quality, new material for bimmette's YT channel.
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Seems like quality, new material for bimmette's YT channel.
Haha, not unless I go there and get the job done myself
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Yikes, poor lil guy.

I'm on Team Skunk now. I like cheering for the underdog. Or maybe that should be under-shed-skunk.

I once had a squirrel live in some hidden area of my fireplace for about a year. He was very noisy but after awhile, I would say good morning to him every morning. He just randomly disappeared one day.
Did he ask you to help find his nuts? Or... Was he gay?
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Yikes, poor lil guy.

I'm on Team Skunk now. I like cheering for the underdog. Or maybe that should be under-shed-skunk.

I once had a squirrel live in some hidden area of my fireplace for about a year. He was very noisy but after awhile, I would say good morning to him every morning. He just randomly disappeared one day.
Did he ask you to help find his nuts? Or... Was he gay?
Everyday he went out to pick up nuts and bring them back to my place, so... yeah, he didn't need help with his game.
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Everyday he went out to pick up nuts and bring them back to my place, so... yeah, he didn't need help with his game.
Nice wingman. Did he bring all the nuts to your backyard? Oh wait... Was your chimney.

I had a stray cat that brought lots of pussy around too. Kinda similar.
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Everyday he went out to pick up nuts and bring them back to my place, so... yeah, he didn't need help with his game.
Nice wingman. Did he bring all the nuts to your backyard? Oh wait... Was your chimney.

I had a stray cat that brought lots of pussy around too. Kinda similar.
Sounds like we all hang out with a bunch of animals. Which is not always a bad thing but jgoens' buddy smells like pot all the time.
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Sounds like we all hang out with a bunch of animals. Which is not always a bad thing but jgoens' buddy smells like pot all the time.
I grew up in the land of weed--Sonoma--thing is, is good skunk bud has a skunk smell-yes....but real skunk under the shed does not smell like skunk weed, only like there is a skunk too close.
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Saw this:
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Or this might make a better challenge.
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It will spray you, I got 5 on the skunk
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It will spray you, I got 5 on the skunk
I got 5 on Goens.

Psst, Goens, sandbag this bitch. Call an exterminator. I'll split my $5 with you.

Btw, you need a better avatar if you're gonna rock JGOENS as your Screenname.

Check it, this dudes name is FRED GOENS.

Edit: FGoens looks like he can wrassle that skunk to death with his bare hands. Because that's what he does.
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