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      08-13-2021, 11:57 AM   #1
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Moist.

Gets em every time.
I think I used that word on a thread around here and you pointed it out. "He said moist". LOL.
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Moist.

Gets em every time.
I think I used that word on a thread around here and you pointed it out. "He said moist". LOL.
You sir are correct, and have a good memory.
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You're liking the play on the base word moist.
It is funny though.

I suppose it sounds better than "damp".
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You're liking the play on the base word moist.
It is funny though.

I suppose it sounds better than "damp".
Hahaha honestly wasn’t being that self serving, just hadn’t heard it before. It ain’t bad.
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You're liking the play on the base word moist.
It is funny though.

I suppose it sounds better than "damp".
Hahaha honestly wasn’t being that self serving, just hadn’t heard it before. It ain’t bad.
Damp sounds like a wet cat. lol
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