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      05-10-2014, 09:15 PM   #155
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So does that mean nurses can show their tattoos at night? Has a very naughty ring to it lol. Is this rule for all nurses in general across the world? As a matter of fact, I've seen quite a few nurses with tats. They're all over the place, search youporn if you don't believe me.
ok, so you broke me. I made it up. But it's MY fantasy, and I'm sticking to it. Lups has her Chippendale Microsoft execs, I have my night nurses. I should have known you'd check...drat!
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ok, so you broke me. I made it up. But it's MY fantasy, and I'm sticking to it. Lups has her Chippendale Microsoft execs, I have my night nurses. I should have known you'd check...drat!
You offend me so! I would never do a Microsoft fantasy, tough I admit moving to an other continent because of pictures from their garage.

Now, let's go with the lines of hard working MMA fighters ( not the beat up ones of course) doing paperwork while forgetting the office clothing policy, and we are getting there.

Now they are stretching already, I might have to think more details to this, thanks for the idea!
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Best thread ever!
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So does that mean nurses can show their tattoos at night? Has a very naughty ring to it lol. Is this rule for all nurses in general across the world? As a matter of fact, I've seen quite a few nurses with tats. They're all over the place, search youporn if you don't believe me.
Seriously they're not uncommon at all. One of my friends posts pics of herself or tweets them from Instagram and has like 1.5k followers. It's hilarious if you ask me to be a nurse during the day and have followers. The other thing is it's so easy for your employer to find your social media accounts to know a little more about you.

I guess my point is what you make out to be as a fantasy is reality.
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You offend me so! I would never do a Microsoft fantasy, tough I admit moving to an other continent because of pictures from their garage.

Now, let's go with the lines of hard working MMA fighters ( not the beat up ones of course) doing paperwork while forgetting the office clothing policy, and we are getting there.

Now they are stretching already, I might have to think more details to this, thanks for the idea!
This post is off topic for Off Topic. It belongs in the Sports and Sick Fantasy Lounge. I'm notifying the moderators, and requesting that you be given Chuck Liddell's phone number.
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Best thread ever!
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This post is off topic for Off Topic. It belongs in the Sports and Sick Fantasy Lounge. I'm notifying the moderators, and requesting that you be given Chuck Liddell's phone number.
Haha! Well, it's not like I wouldn't deserve a ban anyway, so go for it. I'll just get an other hobby, this writing in English thing is starting to be good enough, so I might tackle German next.
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thank you.
It has been a great thread, and as a reason to get back into IRL, I would end up being proud of it. you guys have made me laugh many times.
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It has been a great thread, and as a reason to get back into IRL, I would end up being proud of it. you guys have made me laugh many times.
If you're really in Seattle maybe you should check out this:
http://www.seattletattooexpo.com/
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If you're really in Seattle maybe you should check out this:
http://www.seattletattooexpo.com/
Thanks, and yes, in the greater area I'm stuck in for a year and a half. Still, I have to soften my image in this thread a little by saying, that when I rule the universe, there will be a tattoo police, and I really don't like them that much. and for MMA, really couldn't give a shit, just messing with your nurse filled heads.

You from around here?

Just going trough the site, and I must say I would stand out in that crowd pretty badly. I look like a golden retriever who has lost her favorite toy most of the time, but showing up in that scene would make people point and laugh.
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WOW Lups, 1000+posts in 2 months and OT posts don't even count. Are you trying to go for some sort of record here? Amazing.
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WOW Lups, 1000+posts in 2 months and OT posts don't even count. Are you trying to go for some sort of record here? Amazing.
LOL, nope, I'm just seriously bored. The busted ankle that keeps me from running around in the wilderness is the main reason for the boredom, but I found this a really good method of trying to relearn how to write in English, so why the heck not?

As a disclaimer, I'm usually not this much of a nolife.
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LOL, nope, I'm just seriously bored. The busted ankle that keeps me from running around in the wilderness is the main reason for the boredom, but I found this a really good method of trying to relearn how to write in English, so why the heck not?

As a disclaimer, I'm usually not this much of a nolife.
No need to explain, we are all here too lol
No I'm not from the PNW although I have family there to visit a couple times a year. I'm an east coaster - a New England guy now in south Florida.
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No need to explain, we are all here too lol
No I'm not from the PNW although I have family there to visit a couple times a year. I'm an east coaster - a New England guy now in south Florida.
Yeah, it is kind of pointless. Oh well, what's done, is done.
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I am embarassed to witness this thread.
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Thank you for sharing your view.
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Maybe we should? Maybe he is the one to follow? Are we screwed now? Is life indeed over?
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Nurses can't show them...unless they're working nightshift.
From where I work.

"Tattoos that are obscene, lewd, crude or portray or represent nudity, vice or crime or contain profanity are strictly forbidden. Employees will be required to cover such tattoos."

It does not state tattoos of non crude nature must be covered. So a puppy with a butterfly may pass. I know a lot of nurses though that choose to cover up any forearm tattoos and wear long sleeve shirts.
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My handbook would probably just say to drink a lot of coffee before booting the work laptop, and avoid mirrors after a big night.
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From where I work.

"Tattoos that are obscene, lewd, crude or portray or represent nudity, vice or crime or contain profanity are strictly forbidden. Employees will be required to cover such tattoos."

It does not state tattoos of non crude nature must be covered. So a puppy with a butterfly may pass. I know a lot of nurses though that choose to cover up any forearm tattoos and wear long sleeve shirts.
So, where you work, if they're lewd, crude, or portray nudity, you can't be naked. But if they're not, you can. Now that's a helluva Company.
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So, where you work, if they're lewd, crude, or portray nudity, you can't be naked. But if they're not, you can. Now that's a helluva Company.
You guys twist my impression of what goes on in the offices of this country. It's an improvement, so thank you!
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