What are the funniest compliments you have gotten about your car

JTO24 · 03-27-2014, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I just wish I had friends.... but, as we all know, M3 drivers don't have friends.

Ain't that the truth lol JC was soo right

JTO24 · 03-27-2014, 07:34 PM

Today I drove one of my coworkers to her place to get her car. She sat in my passenger seat, went for the seatbelt only to find the seatbelt boner had already brought it to her. She was in awe haha she was like, "I've never been in a car this fancy before where it hands you your seatbelt." I told her it's good for after chest day.. honestly I forget about these things I'm so used to them after having the e92 335i and now this car.

Trip3's · 03-27-2014, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JTO24

Today I drove one of my coworkers to her place to get her car. She sat in my passenger seat, went for the seatbelt only to find the seatbelt boner had already brought it to her. She was in awe haha she was like, "I've never been in a car this fancy before where it hands you your seatbelt." I told her it's good for after chest day.. honestly I forget about these things I'm so used to them after having the e92 335i and now this car.

That feature blows everyone away!

mattrob · 03-27-2014, 07:57 PM

Seatbelt boner.

I like that.

ykkrox · 03-27-2014, 08:32 PM

At a car dealership picking up my M3.

Old grandpa was slowly walking by.
He asked, "Is that your car?"

"Why yes it is," I exclaimed.

He responded, "You gonna get alooot of chicks with that!"

ykkrox · 03-27-2014, 08:33 PM

me: Are there in and out privleges at this parking lot?

attendant: No problem. I'll never forget that car.

ykkrox · 03-27-2014, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage_M3

A female friend of mine sitting in the back after I accelerated onto the highway after a fun on ramp...

"I feel like I am on a roller coaster!!!"

Took a female friend for ride (she hates roller coasters) thinking she's ridden in bimmers before. No problem, right?

After a few blocks, She had vertigo for a week!

Savage_M3 · 03-28-2014, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ykkrox

Took a female friend for ride (she hates roller coasters) thinking she's ridden in bimmers before. No problem, right?

After a few blocks, She had vertigo for a week!

Well done!

Amirsm3 · 03-28-2014, 09:11 AM

My tint isn't legal (getting it removed, previous owner did it) so even in direct sunlight, you wouldn't be able to tell anyone was in the car unless you were directly in front of the car.

Anyway, girlfriend and I are sitting in the valet line at a restaurant and this line is up against the curb. So if your car isn't running and you're lined up straight, it looks like the valet guys left it that way. This group of guys stop dead in their tracks. They don't look shady or anything, but it catches my attention. They start circling the car starting from the passenger side and working their way backwards (can't see us). They're snapping pics and I can hear a couple of them talk about the the differences between standard M3's and the ZCP package. Then I hear one ask why there wasn't a CF roof..

At this point, they're about right in front of me and they're staring downward towards the bumper. Few more comments pass around then one looks up and has a look on his face like he saw a ghost. None of them realized the two of us were in the car...

So I get out of the car and BS with them for a bit. Turns out a pair of them have older M3's. They weren't forum active or anything, but it was still cool to coincidentally meet a couple enthusiasts.

///M3AN · 03-28-2014, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mid-corner fun

At a gas station:

"I didn't know these come with a cloth roof"
Me: "It's a CF roof"
"Yes, that's what I said"

I mean.... technically, CF is cloth before they add the resin to it...

TTG · 03-28-2014, 09:25 PM

Some random chick: -"Cute 3 Series" .

BenchRacerYo · 03-31-2014, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JTO24

Today I drove one of my coworkers to her place to get her car. She sat in my passenger seat, went for the seatbelt only to find the seatbelt boner had already brought it to her. She was in awe haha she was like, "I've never been in a car this fancy before where it hands you your seatbelt." I told her it's good for after chest day.. honestly I forget about these things I'm so used to them after having the e92 335i and now this car.

Lost my shit at "seatbelt boner"

emKel · 04-01-2014, 01:26 PM

True story... One time I was standing in a line at Quizno's and there was a girl in line behind me ordering her food. She looks over at me after ordering and says, "Did I just see you driving that M3 out there?" I say "Yea that was me", she replies with "Oh my god, thats sooo hot! I just wanna lick it!!!"

It took me a little off guard as I've never had that response, unfortunately she wasn't attractive enough to take advantage of the situation.

Alice@JGMODS · 04-01-2014, 03:34 PM

Surprisingly I was at a car meet and another fanatic said I had a nice car "oh I like how clean you mod this, is this a 335?"

pkimM3r · 04-02-2014, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by emKel

True story... One time I was standing in a line at Quizno's and there was a girl in line behind me ordering her food. She looks over at me after ordering and says, "Did I just see you driving that M3 out there?" I say "Yea that was me", she replies with "Oh my god, thats sooo hot! I just wanna lick it!!!"

It took me a little off guard as I've never had that response, unfortunately she wasn't attractive enough to take advantage of the situation.

Those ugly chicks say the darnedest things!

jtodd_fl · 04-02-2014, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SlowSaloonM3

Those ugly chicks say the darnedest things!

Sounds like she had a "great personality".

Trip3's · 07-19-2014, 10:32 AM

I had to bump this thread, I just pulled up to a light and a carload of teenage kids pulled up next to me in a BMW loaner and one kid says "RESPECT", so I rev it a little. So we we are sitting there for a few more seconds and he says "rev it up!". So I rev it to 8k (Megan & TP's), all the dudes in the car start giggling and going crazy, like a hot chick just flashed her tits or something! It was SO funny.

MannyM3 · 07-19-2014, 12:46 PM

Not sure if this is a compliment lol, but I had the manager of a shop where I got my exhaust installed say "now your car sounds like a V8" I just looked at him

laughed and said it is a v8 lmao

Saandiaago · 07-19-2014, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MannyM3

Not sure if this is a compliment lol, but I had the manager of a shop where I got my exhaust installed say "now your car sounds like a V8" I just looked at him

laughed and said it is a v8 lmao

Sounds more like he was complimenting his own work!

SHADY1 · 07-20-2014, 12:49 AM

I take my M3 to car show events and car meets. My M3 is known for having a lot of carbon fiber, the Arkym double side hood, Arkym full carbon fiber bumper, and other real carbon fiber mods. The thing I hate the most is when some people ask me .... " is that carbon fiber wrap "

No dude this is the real stuff it cost $$$$ amount of money

wow

I just feel like doing this number to them sometimes when I am asked this question

but its a good thing I am a nice person

m3ray · 07-20-2014, 01:54 AM

"Is that twin turbo?" - random gas station dude

AMG_LAWL · 07-20-2014, 01:56 PM

Went to my local dealer to get an oil change (a year after I got my M3), the sales manager who sold me my car walks up to me and says nice 335 man, is that 2012 or 13?.. I look at him for a few seconds and say, you sold me this M3 a year back.. (SMH) you won't believe what he said next... "oh ya of course I remember you! So have you had any problems with the twin power turbo??".. I say, no, I haven't.. and walk away..

Sometimes I wonder how these people are still in the work force..

03-27-2014, 07:34 PM	#156
JTO24 never could compete with Lloyd Braun 5429 Rep 5,469 Posts Drives: 2022 G80 M3 6MT Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: South Jersey iTrader: (7)	Today I drove one of my coworkers to her place to get her car. She sat in my passenger seat, went for the seatbelt only to find the seatbelt boner had already brought it to her. She was in awe haha she was like, "I've never been in a car this fancy before where it hands you your seatbelt." I told her it's good for after chest day.. honestly I forget about these things I'm so used to them after having the e92 335i and now this car. __________________ 2022 G80 M3 6MT \| Skyscraper Gray \| Kyalami Orange 2018 F87 M2 6MT \| Alpine White (sold) 2016 981 Cayman 6MT \| Jet Black (sold) 2015 F80 M3 DCT \| Tanzanite Blue \| Gold Brown (sold) 2013 E92 M3 6MT \| Mineral White \| Fox Red/Black (sold)
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03-27-2014, 07:57 PM	#158
mattrob Private 0 Rep 97 Posts Drives: '10 E92 M3 6MT Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: KC iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 BMW E92 M3 [0.00]	Seatbelt boner. I like that.
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03-27-2014, 08:32 PM	#159
ykkrox Private 5 Rep 93 Posts Drives: 2013 M3 e92 Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	At a car dealership picking up my M3. Old grandpa was slowly walking by. He asked, "Is that your car?" "Why yes it is," I exclaimed. He responded, "You gonna get alooot of chicks with that!" __________________ 2013 BMW M3 e92 \| Space Gray
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03-27-2014, 08:33 PM	#160
ykkrox Private 5 Rep 93 Posts Drives: 2013 M3 e92 Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	me: Are there in and out privleges at this parking lot? attendant: No problem. I'll never forget that car. __________________ 2013 BMW M3 e92 \| Space Gray Last edited by ykkrox; 03-27-2014 at 08:54 PM..
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03-28-2014, 09:11 AM	#163
Amirsm3 Brigadier General 514 Rep 3,482 Posts Drives: 2011 Space Grey e90 M3 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Williams/Flagstaff, AZ iTrader: (3)	My tint isn't legal (getting it removed, previous owner did it) so even in direct sunlight, you wouldn't be able to tell anyone was in the car unless you were directly in front of the car. Anyway, girlfriend and I are sitting in the valet line at a restaurant and this line is up against the curb. So if your car isn't running and you're lined up straight, it looks like the valet guys left it that way. This group of guys stop dead in their tracks. They don't look shady or anything, but it catches my attention. They start circling the car starting from the passenger side and working their way backwards (can't see us). They're snapping pics and I can hear a couple of them talk about the the differences between standard M3's and the ZCP package. Then I hear one ask why there wasn't a CF roof.. At this point, they're about right in front of me and they're staring downward towards the bumper. Few more comments pass around then one looks up and has a look on his face like he saw a ghost. None of them realized the two of us were in the car... So I get out of the car and BS with them for a bit. Turns out a pair of them have older M3's. They weren't forum active or anything, but it was still cool to coincidentally meet a couple enthusiasts. __________________ 2011 e90 M3 Space Grey DCT ZCP- eAs, BMW Performance, Agency Power, Macht Schnell, iND, Milltek, Volk, Challenge, Stoptech, Ohlins BMWCCA:518970
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03-28-2014, 09:25 PM	#165
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04-01-2014, 01:26 PM	#167
emKel Second Lieutenant 19 Rep 207 Posts Drives: with 3 pedals Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Orange County iTrader: (0)	True story... One time I was standing in a line at Quizno's and there was a girl in line behind me ordering her food. She looks over at me after ordering and says, "Did I just see you driving that M3 out there?" I say "Yea that was me", she replies with "Oh my god, thats sooo hot! I just wanna lick it!!!" It took me a little off guard as I've never had that response, unfortunately she wasn't attractive enough to take advantage of the situation. __________________ 2013 E92 M3 / Phoenix Yellow / Fox Red Extended / 6MT 2006 E46 M3 / Phoenix Yellow / Black Nappa / 6MT www.EMKEL.com
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04-01-2014, 03:34 PM	#168
Alice@JGMODS Banned 0 Rep 13 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Bay Area, Calif. iTrader: (0)	Surprisingly I was at a car meet and another fanatic said I had a nice car "oh I like how clean you mod this, is this a 335?"
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07-19-2014, 10:32 AM	#171
Trip3's Lieutenant 22 Rep 453 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Long island iTrader: (0)	I had to bump this thread, I just pulled up to a light and a carload of teenage kids pulled up next to me in a BMW loaner and one kid says "RESPECT", so I rev it a little. So we we are sitting there for a few more seconds and he says "rev it up!". So I rev it to 8k (Megan & TP's), all the dudes in the car start giggling and going crazy, like a hot chick just flashed her tits or something! It was SO funny. __________________
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07-19-2014, 12:46 PM	#172
MannyM3 Private First Class 38 Rep 164 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW M3, 2014 Nissan 370z Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: West Covina iTrader: (0) Garage List BMW e92 M3 [0.00] BMW m2 comp [0.00]	Not sure if this is a compliment lol, but I had the manager of a shop where I got my exhaust installed say "now your car sounds like a V8" I just looked at him laughed and said it is a v8 lmao
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07-20-2014, 12:49 AM	#174
SHADY1 Hamann M3 Fan 302 Rep 2,884 Posts Drives: E92 M3 & F10 M5 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Killeen, Texas iTrader: (6) Garage List 2013 BMW M5 [0.00] 2008 E92 M3 Coupe [8.14]	I take my M3 to car show events and car meets. My M3 is known for having a lot of carbon fiber, the Arkym double side hood, Arkym full carbon fiber bumper, and other real carbon fiber mods. The thing I hate the most is when some people ask me .... " is that carbon fiber wrap " No dude this is the real stuff it cost $$$$ amount of money wow I just feel like doing this number to them sometimes when I am asked this question but its a good thing I am a nice person __________________ JZB,6MT, My mods 360 Forged 20inch wheels,VF650 Supercharger custom tuned,ARH Long Tube Headers,Hamann CF roof spoiler,H&R springs,CF grills,Hamann rear trunk spoiler,Hamann Side Skirts, ARKYM full CF bumper, Gintani Race exhaust, ARH X-pipe catless,RPI scoops,AA SSK, Arkym CF Double Sided Vented Hood,
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07-20-2014, 01:54 AM	#175
m3ray Banned 104 Rep 701 Posts Drives: '09 e92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: New York City iTrader: (0)	"Is that twin turbo?" - random gas station dude
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07-20-2014, 01:56 PM	#176
AMG_LAWL E92 M3 106 Rep 509 Posts Drives: (2) E92 M3's & F30 320i Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Playa Vista, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 BMW 320i [0.00]	Went to my local dealer to get an oil change (a year after I got my M3), the sales manager who sold me my car walks up to me and says nice 335 man, is that 2012 or 13?.. I look at him for a few seconds and say, you sold me this M3 a year back.. (SMH) you won't believe what he said next... "oh ya of course I remember you! So have you had any problems with the twin power turbo??".. I say, no, I haven't.. and walk away.. Sometimes I wonder how these people are still in the work force..
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