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      11-30-2015, 10:30 AM   #16985
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I wish bad seats could be a deal killer for an M4 for me.
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      11-30-2015, 10:47 AM   #16986
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      11-30-2015, 10:56 AM   #16987
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      11-30-2015, 11:10 AM   #16988
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Does tryptophan also negatively affect memory??? I've already had several people call because "I can't remember my password"
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      11-30-2015, 11:17 AM   #16989
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Does tryptophan also negatively affect memory??? I've already had several people call because "I can't remember my password"
Think booze and recreational drugs
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      11-30-2015, 11:21 AM   #16990
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Does tryptophan also negatively affect memory??? I've already had several people call because "I can't remember my password"
Reset everyone's password to "dumbass."
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      11-30-2015, 11:25 AM   #16991
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Reset everyone's password to "dumbass."
Doesn't meet complexity requirement, but good basis established!
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      11-30-2015, 11:26 AM   #16992
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Doesn't meet complexity requirement, but good basis established!
"Youmotherfuckingdumbass!!!!**@%@^#%#$@&"
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      11-30-2015, 11:29 AM   #16993
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A simple DumbAss! would suffice. More than 8 characters, contains 3 of the 4 types of characters allowed.
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      11-30-2015, 11:41 AM   #16994
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A simple DumbAss! would suffice. More than 8 characters, contains 3 of the 4 types of characters allowed.
Sorry. Too much coffee this morning.
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      11-30-2015, 11:42 AM   #16995
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Sorry. Too much coffee this morning.
I didn't know you could have too much coffee.....
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      11-30-2015, 11:43 AM   #16996
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^Mere mortals. . .
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      11-30-2015, 11:43 AM   #16997
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I didn't know you could have too much coffee.....
Ever get stuck in an elevator with a super hot chick?
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      11-30-2015, 11:47 AM   #16998
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Ever get stuck in an elevator with a super hot chick?
, no but I'd certainly be willing to try.
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      11-30-2015, 11:49 AM   #16999
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, no but I'd certainly be willing to try.
Make sure you down a couple Venti Sumatrans before that happens
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      11-30-2015, 11:55 AM   #17000
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Make sure you down a couple Venti Sumatrans before that happens
I'll try to maintain my caffine level at all times just to be on the safe side, you never know when that elevator ride may come along....
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      11-30-2015, 11:57 AM   #17001
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I'll try to maintain my caffine level at all times just to be on the safe side, you never know when that elevator ride may come along....
Best advice of the day so far

Contrary to what you may have heard on the internet, chicks don't dig surprise golden showers.
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      11-30-2015, 12:00 PM   #17002
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Best advice of the day so far

Contrary to what you may have heard on the internet, chicks don't dig surprise golden showers.
You've been hanging out with the wrong people from the internet then.
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      11-30-2015, 12:03 PM   #17003
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You've been hanging out with the wrong people from the internet then.
But...but...it's you guys
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      11-30-2015, 12:05 PM   #17004
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But...but...it's you guys
..., you've been hanging out with the wrong people from the internet.
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      11-30-2015, 12:06 PM   #17005
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But...but...it's you guys
.......were simple creatures actually.
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      11-30-2015, 12:06 PM   #17006
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..., you've been hanging out with the wrong people from the internet.
FML. Back to geezerville, aka corvetteforum
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