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      11-28-2015, 01:09 PM   #16897
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So I'd be like..., 10 years old? Y'all are sick perverts.



Damnit, I mean "You all".
I feel cheated now.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-28-2015, 01:15 PM   #16898
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I feel cheated now.
Well, technically he said it, so it only applies to him.


You're still a perfectly normal woman for checking out my assets.
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      11-28-2015, 01:18 PM   #16899
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I feel cheated now.
Well, technically he said it, so it only applies to him.


You're still a perfectly normal woman for checking out my assets.
Remember - the Internet add 10 lbs of booty....
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      11-28-2015, 01:37 PM   #16900
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Remember - the Internet add 10 lbs of booty....
Well in that case I'd have a 10lb booty.
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      11-28-2015, 01:39 PM   #16901
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Remember - the Internet add 10 lbs of booty....
Or subtracts 30 lbs, depending what picture their uisng for their profile pic
Tiered of looking at people's pictures from Mexico back from 2003
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      11-28-2015, 01:47 PM   #16902
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Well in that case I'd have a 10lb booty.
Just let me know if you want it evaluated.
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      11-28-2015, 01:54 PM   #16903
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Or subtracts 30 lbs, depending what picture their uisng for their profile pic
Tiered of looking at people's pictures from Mexico back from 2003
I can send you some
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      11-28-2015, 01:58 PM   #16904
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Remember - the Internet add 10 lbs of booty....
Nah son. Maybe for you elders. My camera is too new to distort things so generously.

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Or subtracts 30 lbs, depending what picture their uisng for their profile pic
Tiered of looking at people's pictures from Mexico back from 2003
Me too. It's all about that 2015 status.
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      11-28-2015, 02:07 PM   #16905
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I feel cheated now.
Well, technically he said it, so it only applies to him.


You're still a perfectly normal woman for checking out my assets.
Remember - the Internet add 10 lbs of booty....
I wish!
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You'll be the first to know.
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I wish!
Your personality makes up for it.
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      11-28-2015, 02:25 PM   #16908
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Your personality makes up for it.
Hahaha!!! Awwww thanks!
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      11-28-2015, 02:34 PM   #16909
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Well in that case I'd have a 10lb booty.
Just let me know if you want it evaluated.
I thought some one already did....and I was a distant 3rd...
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      11-28-2015, 04:34 PM   #16910
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Fastest 4 days ever. Adios Titletown.
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      11-28-2015, 06:25 PM   #16911
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Got together a group of dudes from gym to go out tonight. Should be real brofest.
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      11-28-2015, 06:38 PM   #16912
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Not sure if you stayed up for TCU-Baylor but it was brutal to watch. Ugly ass game. No worries, the Sooners will show folks how NCAA ball is played tomorrow in Bedlam.

Unrelated: I'm with the family right now in CT and they've set their thermostat to 85 degrees. No, I am not kidding. I've promptly dropped it to 67, we'll see how pissed they are in the AM.
Yeah< i watched TCUvsBaylor at home. Lots of punts due to weather related.


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You look much younger than I imagined. Maybe the internet takes off 15 years?
Can you see me from reflection? eek
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      11-28-2015, 06:52 PM   #16913
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The traffic is real today. 10 hours down 95
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Fastest 4 days ever. Adios Titletown.
So you mean Boston right?
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Got together a group of dudes from gym to go out tonight. Should be real brofest.
They must be some cool cats to hang out with you.
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Yeah< i watched TCUvsBaylor at home. Lots of punts due to weather related.




Can you see me from reflection? eek
Is that all you do, watch sports on tv all day?
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Is that all you do, watch sports on tv all day?
No somtimes I eat and go to bathroom
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Fastest 4 days ever. Adios Titletown.
So you mean Boston right?
Correct.
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