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[C5driver]

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Did you fly LB ->Vegas just as a stop-over to go to the east coast???? That's a nice gesture just to fly over my chickens and drop them some .22

Stop over. And I'm serious. If you're in the OC and want that .22, it's yours. For some cash and booze.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Life is good

When you have three seats and lie down across while wearing your seat belt... It always gets hurts my butt.
Yeah yeah, first world problems haha

Edit: at least I'm not complaining about first class.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by bimmette

When you have three seats and lie down across while wearing your seat belt... It always gets hurts my butt.
Yeah yeah, first world problems haha

Edit: at least I'm not complaining about first class.

Can you translate that into 'Murican?

[ASBSECU E93]

She means...."I'm not complaining aboot 1st class, eh"

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Can you translate that into 'Murican?

Oops. The seatbelt hurts my butt when I'm lying on the metal part.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

She means...."I'm not complaining aboot 1st class, eh"

Hahahhahaha!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

She means...."I'm not complaining aboot 1st class, eh"

I've never flown first class.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Oops. The seatbelt hurts my butt when I'm lying on the metal part.

I need to complain about the eggs in my kale bacon Caesar salad. The don't taste like they came out the butt of a free range, non microagressed, guilt free chicken.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Oops. The seatbelt hurts my butt when I'm lying on the metal part.

So THAT's your safe word....SEATBELT!!!

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I've never flown first class.

Same chips as coach, but the attendants don't throw them at you.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I'll let you know in 6.5 hours :

And after 6.5 bottles of booze ...The landing will be perfect

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

And after 6.5 bottles of booze ...The landing will be perfect

Uhhh...I think you're confusing landing with being detained by the Air Marshal and going viral on You tube.

[ASBSECU E93]

Just so everyone is aware....I'm starting a new Thanksgiving tradition.....the GLITTER BEARD

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Just so everyone is aware....I'm starting a new Thanksgiving tradition.....the GLITTER BEARD

Looks like lint from a clothes dryer machine filter got stuck to their faces.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Uhhh...I think you're confusing landing with being detained by the Air Marshal and going viral on You tube.

In other words..
After a lot of booze you will not been aware of the landing

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Looks like lint from a clothes dryer machine filter got stuck to their faces.

Of course - Christmas is just around the corner

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Of course - Christmas is just around the corner

He is missing the flickering lights..

[ASBSECU E93]

Belgie - gotta draw the line somewhere

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Just so everyone is aware....I'm starting a new Thanksgiving tradition.....the GLITTER BEARD

I'll take "Things you never see in Mississippi for $500."

[UncleWede]

So, I applied for the flood insurance, paid my $430.

THEN I get a letter from FEMA saying if I don't come in and pay an additional $225, my coverage levels will not be the same as what the agent quoted me by using the FEMA website. W T F ?????

THEN, I get a letter stating there is a $25 usage fee, but only if I can prove this is my primary residence. If not, it's $250. W T F ????

So basically, I go to an insurance agent, who uses the FEMA website, gets me a quote that I accept, and then there is a 50%+ increase in the rate once I give them a check. And people complain about ObamaCare websites, jeezzz!!!

[MrPrena]

Can't wait to see bears and John fox beating greenbay.