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      11-19-2015, 10:09 AM   #16567
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Is waffles a code for something?
It's his hairy ass.
You say the sweetest things

And FWIW - many women dream of my sexy ass
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So, the niece felt bad and went to buy me DingDong Ice Cream sammich from Carls, Jr. They told her they quit selling them 2-3 days ago. She came home with a box of DDs and some vanilla ice cream.

Now, it's bad enough she told me I had to make it myself. But when I opened the box, there were these poor, withered near-examples of DingDongs, WARPPED IN PLASTIC BAGS!!!! WTF is happening in this world?????????????
I'm not familiar with Carls Jr, but this sounds truly traumatizing.
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      11-19-2015, 11:50 AM   #16569
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You say the sweetest things

And FWIW - many women dream of my sexy ass
And some men. Don't forget the men.
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      11-19-2015, 12:02 PM   #16570
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You say the sweetest things

And FWIW - many women dream of my sexy ass
And some men. Don't forget the men.
Believe me....I've tried to forget.....
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      11-19-2015, 01:59 PM   #16571
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It's so cold today!!! Brrrr. That annoying chime sound even went off today with the snowflake symbol and scared the shit outta me.
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      11-19-2015, 02:13 PM   #16572
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bimmette - no worries, my sexy and hairy ass will warm your dreams tonight
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      11-19-2015, 02:13 PM   #16573
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Yesterday I saw someone driving with a strawberry milkshake on his car and today I just saw someone driving with a pizza box on his roof. Both times I couldn't tell them in time but I wish I saw the outcome
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      11-19-2015, 02:14 PM   #16574
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bimmette - no worries, my sexy and hairy ass will warm your dreams tonight
I never said Waffles was sexy. But it is cute.
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      11-19-2015, 02:23 PM   #16575
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It's so cold today!!! Brrrr. That annoying chime sound even went off today with the snowflake symbol and scared the shit outta me.
.....happened to me the other day and how it reminds me of how much I hate that sound.....though I love snow and seeing snowflakes even on the screen.
BMW if your listening.....that sound has to go.
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      11-19-2015, 02:30 PM   #16576
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bimmette - no worries, my sexy and hairy ass will warm your dreams tonight
I never said Waffles was sexy. But it is cute.
And I never said I was talking about Waffles
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      11-19-2015, 02:32 PM   #16577
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bimmette - no worries, my sexy and hairy ass will warm your dreams tonight
I never said Waffles was sexy. But it is cute.
And I never said I was talking about Waffles
Now I'm gonna have nightmares.
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      11-19-2015, 02:37 PM   #16578
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And I never said I was talking about Waffles
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      11-19-2015, 04:03 PM   #16579
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ASBC is a sick man. I think he needs a therapy session with Bimmette instead of an interview.
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      11-19-2015, 04:30 PM   #16580
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Yeah man, he's calling us out for our off color goat jokes, and he goes and does this himself!

Methinks he doth protest too much.
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      11-19-2015, 04:31 PM   #16581
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Face it we need group therapy, nurse ratched style
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      11-19-2015, 05:22 PM   #16582
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Face it we need group therapy, nurse ratched style
Pretty sure we're all fucked beyond repair.
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      11-19-2015, 05:28 PM   #16583
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I hate it when people say axed instead of asked..
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      11-19-2015, 05:51 PM   #16584
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You guys are not nearly entertaining enough right now.
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You guys are not nearly entertaining enough right now.
I have a visitor due soon, so I need to be on my utmost best behaviour.
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      11-19-2015, 05:57 PM   #16586
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Yeah man, he's calling us out for our off color goat jokes, and he goes and does this himself!

Methinks he doth protest too much.
You both shut it!!!!

No shame in my game....it's just how we get down....down on the farm
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I have a visitor due soon, so I need to be on my utmost best behaviour.


Deets man!!!
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You guys are not nearly entertaining enough right now.
I have a visitor due soon, so I need to be on my utmost best behaviour.
Knock-knock.

Hi. I'm here for the gangbang.
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