What are the funniest compliments you have gotten about your car

SumoJax · 03-23-2014, 10:09 PM

Just today at the gas pump with my new HRE P40SC

"Dude, nice wheels. Are those Swiss Army?"

I said "No, the car's German………."

Vic311 · 03-23-2014, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Longboarder

Was stopped at a red light in South Laguna Beach and a couple young girls in bikinis walked right up to my passenger side and showed me their titties. Best compliment evar.

Proof that the M3 is a total chic magnet in the right hands.

pkimM3r · 03-23-2014, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Longboarder

Was stopped at a red light in South Laguna Beach and a couple young girls in bikinis walked right up to my passenger side and showed me their titties. Best compliment evar.

Should have told them to hop in for a ride and let them "shift your stick"

Story shouldn't have ended there!

1MOREMOD · 03-23-2014, 11:44 PM

Worth a shot.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-24-2014, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Longboarder

Was stopped at a red light in South Laguna Beach and a couple young girls in bikinis walked right up to my passenger side and showed me their titties. Best compliment evar.

No doubt, you are the winner...the NR; "1" of this thread !

But damn i would love to see these titties too,and maybe it was not only a compliment...but an invitation to..... ?!?!

And i knew i was right >

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...8#post15649608

Longboarder · 03-24-2014, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

No doubt, you are the winner...the NR; "1" of this thread !

But damn i would love to see these titties too,and maybe it was not only a compliment...but an invitation to..... ?!?!

And i knew i was right >

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...8#post15649608

Well the girls were laughing when they did and didn't stay but more than one second and then walked across the street so no invitation sadly. Plus I don't think they were even 18 lol. I drive through Laguna Beach every day for work and coming home in the summer time is quite the spectacle.

VMcV3y · 03-24-2014, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Longboarder

Well the girls were laughing when they did and didn't stay but more than one second and then walked across the street so no invitation sadly. Plus I don't think they were even 18 lol. I drive through Laguna Beach every day for work and coming home in the summer time is quite the spectacle.

http://dashcamtalk.com/mobius/

LOL

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pkimM3r · 03-24-2014, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by VMcV3y

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Originally Posted by Longboarder

Well the girls were laughing when they did and didn't stay but more than one second and then walked across the street so no invitation sadly. Plus I don't think they were even 18 lol. I drive through Laguna Beach every day for work and coming home in the summer time is quite the spectacle.

http://dashcamtalk.com/mobius/

LOL

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Haha.

pkimM3r · 03-24-2014, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Longboarder

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

No doubt, you are the winner...the NR; "1" of this thread !

But damn i would love to see these titties too,and maybe it was not only a compliment...but an invitation to..... ?!?!

And i knew i was right >

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...8#post15649608

Well the girls were laughing when they did and didn't stay but more than one second and then walked across the street so no invitation sadly. Plus I don't think they were even 18 lol. I drive through Laguna Beach every day for work and coming home in the summer time is quite the spectacle.

Would have been worst compliment ever if said nipples where chocolate chip cookie size

paddy335 · 03-24-2014, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by pkim1079

Would have been worst compliment ever if said nipples where chocolate chip cookie size

All the more to lick

///M Power-Belgium · 03-24-2014, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by pkim1079

Would have been worst compliment ever if said nipples where chocolate chip cookie size

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Originally Posted by paddy335

All the more to lick

Spot on ! Nipples with chocolate.....You know Belgian chocolate !

pkimM3r · 03-24-2014, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by paddy335

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Originally Posted by pkim1079

Would have been worst compliment ever if said nipples where chocolate chip cookie size

All the more to lick

Chocolate chip is good. The whole cookie size, gross

To quote the rap group D12...."yo titties look like AK bullets"

1MOREMOD · 03-24-2014, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pkim1079

Chocolate chip is good. The whole cookie size, gross

To quote the rap group D12...."yo titties look like AK bullets"

What you don't like big girls?

JoeKixxon · 03-25-2014, 11:00 AM

This thread has gone full potato

jtodd_fl · 03-25-2014, 12:45 PM

Well, we've covered nice cars and tits so far. Let's finish it up. How 'bout them [insert sports team of your choice]?

1MOREMOD · 03-25-2014, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Well, we've covered nice cars and tits so far. Let's finish it up. How 'bout them [insert sports team of your choice]?

You forgot the booze and drugs.

VMcV3y · 03-25-2014, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Well, we've covered nice cars and tits so far. Let's finish it up. How 'bout them [insert sports team of your choice]?

DCT or MT?

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Beemdog · 03-25-2014, 03:51 PM

... and the bikini girls were wondering what's the best oil to use...

jtodd_fl · 03-25-2014, 05:30 PM

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... and the bikini girls were wondering what's the best oil to use...

Easy. Astroglide. Oh wait... not THAT oil.

CurbBender'90 · 03-26-2014, 11:12 AM

Well so far I had a chick get in my car and say, "damn this car look complicated, what does M stand for. So we went to the mall n I usually fold in my mirrors(love that feature). I closed them and when we got out the car she said"omg what the hell happen to the mirror? Is it broken! I laughed and said nah they don't like getting close to cars.

US///M3 · 03-26-2014, 10:15 PM

I just had my AD08-R's mounted the other day, the kid who did the work told me that he had to drive the car to do a figure 8 then retorque the lug nuts.
He said He only does it on certain cars and loves M3's, I knew what he was up to, I let him.
I hope my rod bearings are fine.

FogCityM3 · 03-26-2014, 10:19 PM

You have vanity plates? "LNGWONG"??

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Originally Posted by Longboarder

Well the girls were laughing when they did and didn't stay but more than one second and then walked across the street so no invitation sadly. Plus I don't think they were even 18 lol. I drive through Laguna Beach every day for work and coming home in the summer time is quite the spectacle.

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