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      01-19-2018, 02:10 AM   #14455
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      01-19-2018, 07:41 AM   #14456
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      01-20-2018, 02:01 PM   #14458
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      01-22-2018, 06:40 PM   #14463
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      01-22-2018, 06:51 PM   #14464
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      01-23-2018, 02:13 AM   #14466
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      01-23-2018, 06:53 AM   #14468
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I dont get this thread btw! Or do I?
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      01-23-2018, 06:57 AM   #14469
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Another 3 series driver to ban out of the 4 section, BANNED!
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more 3 because better car

wait, you made me do something BMW-related in OT

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      01-23-2018, 03:02 PM   #14471
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Head over to the 3 section and ban yourself

(I would never understand, why heres a 4 section which contains lame F30s, they're belonging elsewhere but not here)
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      01-23-2018, 03:05 PM   #14472
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      01-23-2018, 09:00 PM   #14475
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