Which human attribute do you fixate on? (Take 2)

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Stop doing sleepovers. I have a no sleepover rule. At least not until we are an item or I want things to go that way.

if i'm being honest i'm not the greatest fan of it either but usually I'll meet them at the bar and letting them stay the night is a way of securing my own ass from allegations in a 2018 liberal college campus. there's a reason its either my apartment or nothing - i hate the idea of crashing at a girl's place unless we "are something" but you gotta do what you gotta do

[jaye944]

BTW > THREAD HIJACK

I bought a BMW baseball cap... 22 bucks + stealth (black with BMW logo)

now wear it front, or back to front ?

or sideways ALA hip-hop style

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jaye944

BTW > THREAD HIJACK

I bought a BMW baseball cap... 22 bucks + stealth (black with BMW logo)

now wear it front, or back to front ?

or sideways ALA hip-hop style

Go ask that puma dude.

[jaye944]

That's why "Parking" was invented

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

if i'm being honest i'm not the greatest fan of it either but usually I'll meet them at the bar and letting them stay the night is a way of securing my own ass from allegations in a 2018 liberal college campus. there's a reason its either my apartment or nothing - i hate the idea of crashing at a girl's place unless we "are something" but you gotta do what you gotta do

[jaye944]

ok, so what would get ya horny,
seeing me in a BMW cap or me ONLY wearing a BMW cap ?

just asking

Originally Posted by Lups

Go ask that puma dude.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jaye944

ok, so what would get ya horny,
seeing me in a BMW cap or me ONLY wearing a BMW cap ?

just asking

Without the cap, chances of me faking any interest credibly increases a lot!

[TXSTYLE]

As a now married but prior gigolo , besides the "obvious curves" that makes a woman a woman, what truly catches my eye and attention as I matured:

Lips and Teeth

Curves are a dime a dozen for the majority of women. But full lips and straight, bright, white teeth are a whole other level of sexiness!

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by TXSTYLE

As a now married but prior gigolo , besides the "obvious curves" that makes a woman a woman, what truly catches my eye and attention as I matured:

Lips and Teeth

Curves are a dime a dozen for the majority of women. But full lips and straight, bright, white teeth are a whole other level of sexiness!

+10000000
lips are very important to me too
girls with no lip is worse than girls with no curves in my opinion

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by jaye944

BTW > THREAD HIJACK

I bought a BMW baseball cap... 22 bucks + stealth (black with BMW logo)

now wear it front, or back to front ?

or sideways ALA hip-hop style

Is this really happening? I think you should turn it inside out and wear it on your back.

Had an epiphany earlier. Since OP's only concern is whether or not a potential lady friend only has a fat ass and expects nothing else from a female, I have a co-worker that would be just right for you. She'll even tell you how to wear your baseball cap!

Originally Posted by TXSTYLE

As a now married but prior gigolo , besides the "obvious curves" that makes a woman a woman, what truly catches my eye and attention as I matured:

Lips and Teeth

Curves are a dime a dozen for the majority of women. But full lips and straight, bright, white teeth are a whole other level of sexiness!

I'll second this and can't believe I didn't think of this before. Yes, shiny, white, straight and all accounted for.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Is this really happening? I think you should turn it inside out and wear it on your back.

Had an epiphany earlier. Since OP's only concern is whether or not a potential lady friend only has a fat ass and expects nothing else from a female, I have a co-worker that would be just right for you. She'll even tell you how to wear your baseball cap!



I'll second this and can't believe I didn't think of this before. Yes, shiny, white, straight and all accounted for.

is this the co-worker from the other thread?
you need to update more often!

also playing devil's advocate - a lady with a fat ass could be arm candy and some men (myself kinda included) do like the idea of being with a girl that many can only dream of...

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Is this really happening? I think you should turn it inside out and wear it on your back.

Had an epiphany earlier. Since OP's only concern is whether or not a potential lady friend only has a fat ass and expects nothing else from a female, I have a co-worker that would be just right for you. She'll even tell you how to wear your baseball cap!

It's a reasonable epiphany, but don't you think the bathroom sink has been under enough stress lately? Could you not spare some concern for the poor sink!

Unless from an engineering standpoint, your only sole interest is to determine the load bearing capacity of the bolts attaching it to the wall. If so, then please proceed.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by TXSTYLE

As a now married but prior gigolo , besides the "obvious curves" that makes a woman a woman, what truly catches my eye and attention as I matured:

Lips and Teeth

Curves are a dime a dozen for the majority of women. But full lips and straight, bright, white teeth are a whole other level of sexiness!

You sir, win the internet today. Congratulations!!
This was a big catch that all of us missed.

Nothing can ruin the whole package faster than a set of, "dracs". (Dracula teeth)
Nicely done, Big Marcus!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

is this the co-worker from the other thread?
you need to update more often!

also playing devil's advocate - a lady with a fat ass could be arm candy and some men (myself kinda included) do like the idea of being with a girl that many can only dream of...

This is exactly who I am referring to! I haven't updated lately as I have applied for another position within the company. My interview for this position is this afternoon. Don't get me wrong, I like a nice ass but a fat ass to me isn't desirable. Nicely proportioned with height and weight is my thing. I don't want something that looks like it's been beat with a sack of nickels.

Originally Posted by Joekerr

It's a reasonable epiphany, but don't you think the bathroom sink has been under enough stress lately? Could you not spare some concern for the poor sink!

Unless from an engineering standpoint, your only sole interest is to determine the load bearing capacity of the bolts attaching it to the wall. If so, then please proceed.

I'm more interested in sending her to Canada. This would, in turn, save our poor sink. From an engineering perspective the tensile strength of said bolts has been determined. Weight capacity is well below 300# however more bolts and reinforced wall studs would definitely disperse weight evenly thus increasing the structural integrity of all factors involved. Never before had I considered a sink being measured by it's weight capacity.

[Captain Blood]

Hip to waist ratio gets my vote.

What do the girls get to vote on? Should there be a "bulge" vote?

I was going to vote camel toe, but that wasn't available.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I'm more interested in sending her to Canada. This would, in turn, save our poor sink. From an engineering perspective the tensile strength of said bolts has been determined. Weight capacity is well below 300# however more bolts and reinforced wall studs would definitely disperse weight evenly thus increasing the structural integrity of all factors involved. Never before had I considered a sink being measured by it's weight capacity.

There are tariffs on that export. Sorry.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

There are tariffs on that export. Sorry.

Don't apologize to me. It's not my shipment. I would be more concerned with freight costs of something that size and weight; not to mention residual costs such as upkeep, storage and feeding such a thing.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

This is exactly who I am referring to! I haven't updated lately as I have applied for another position within the company. My interview for this position is this afternoon. Don't get me wrong, I like a nice ass but a fat ass to me isn't desirable. Nicely proportioned with height and weight is my thing. I don't want something that looks like it's been beat with a sack of nickels.



I'm more interested in sending her to Canada. This would, in turn, save our poor sink. From an engineering perspective the tensile strength of said bolts has been determined. Weight capacity is well below 300# however more bolts and reinforced wall studs would definitely disperse weight evenly thus increasing the structural integrity of all factors involved. Never before had I considered a sink being measured by it's weight capacity.

Oh man, good luck with the interview!
And I agree with you, I'd prefer a "built" ass than a "bought" ass if that makes sense. Basically fit/toned ass >> straight up *fat* ass


Also we should have an age option too - for some reason I can't explain im always more drawn to people girls than me. To this day I had one girlfriend who was my age, one was a year younger and the other 3 were 2-3 years older at least... Same goes for the "friends", there's 2 that are older than I am and only one who's my age. imo the "hottest" someone can be is between 26-30, stacy's mom has got it going on

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

Oh man, good luck with the interview!
And I agree with you, I'd prefer a "built" ass than a "bought" ass if that makes sense. Basically fit/toned ass >> straight up *fat* ass


Also we should have an age option too - for some reason I can't explain im always more drawn to people girls than me. To this day I had one girlfriend who was my age, one was a year younger and the other 3 were 2-3 years older at least... Same goes for the "friends", there's 2 that are older than I am and only one who's my age. imo the "hottest" someone can be is between 26-30, stacy's mom has got it going on

Thanks man, I appreciate that.

Yeah, my girlfriend now has an amazing ass, I mean this thing is perfection, perfectly smooth, round, no dimples or cellulite; also has the bounce and jiggle factor. On some girls it wouldn't look right but on her it's fantastic just because of the proportion; she's 5' 11' and around 120#. I always enjoy watching other guys trying to nonchalantly check her out when we go anywhere.

As far as age goes, I go back and forth. Physically between 26-35 is the perfect age for physical attributes although I have dated some ladies in their 40's that most 20 years old would be jealous of - those are few and far between. Mentally I like a girl that has some age, post-35. This way they have experienced some life, some hardships, love-loss etc. and are a little more grounded and better conversationalists.

BTW, those that state mentality and IQ aren't part of attraction; the imagination, thought and willingness to please that goes into the bedroom from these ladies is something else. Sex isn't always about just the act thereof. Having a woman think of and plan out what she is going to do to you before she has you beats just going at it any day!

[Azn Ninja]

Hope I'm not a late join in, but I am a boob/face kinda guy.

If there was a third choice it be personality, cuz I feel no matter how hot someone can look, if they're a bad personality, makes everything much more of a downer.

[TXSTYLE]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

You sir, win the internet today. Congratulations!!
This was a big catch that all of us missed.

Nothing can ruin the whole package faster than a set of, "dracs". (Dracula teeth)
Nicely done, Big Marcus!

Absolutely!!

I can not even fathom any other way. I am all about kissing. It is soooo sensual. What better way to ruin that than a "yuck mouth".

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Thanks man, I appreciate that.

Yeah, my girlfriend now has an amazing ass, I mean this thing is perfection, perfectly smooth, round, no dimples or cellulite; also has the bounce and jiggle factor. On some girls it wouldn't look right but on her it's fantastic just because of the proportion; she's 5' 11' and around 120#. I always enjoy watching other guys trying to nonchalantly check her out when we go anywhere.

As far as age goes, I go back and forth. Physically between 26-35 is the perfect age for physical attributes although I have dated some ladies in their 40's that most 20 years old would be jealous of - those are few and far between. Mentally I like a girl that has some age, post-35. This way they have experienced some life, some hardships, love-loss etc. and are a little more grounded and better conversationalists.

BTW, those that state mentality and IQ aren't part of attraction; the imagination, thought and willingness to please that goes into the bedroom from these ladies is something else. Sex isn't always about just the act thereof. Having a woman think of and plan out what she is going to do to you before she has you beats just going at it any day!

How does she have any ass at 5' 11" & only 120?!

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

Oh man, good luck with the interview!
And I agree with you, I'd prefer a "built" ass than a "bought" ass if that makes sense. Basically fit/toned ass >> straight up *fat* ass


Also we should have an age option too - for some reason I can't explain im always more drawn to people girls than me. To this day I had one girlfriend who was my age, one was a year younger and the other 3 were 2-3 years older at least... Same goes for the "friends", there's 2 that are older than I am and only one who's my age. imo the "hottest" someone can be is between 26-30, stacy's mom has got it going on

Oh man, you are missing out on all the horny 30s & 40s women. That's ok, more for me.