Powerball + Megamillions = $1.5 Billion!!!

King Rudi · 10-22-2018, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Damn....

- Stuck with T Mobile
- Phone battery nearly dead
- Life savings amounts to less that $5k
- Just spent $3200 on powerball and lost
- The whole internet knows about you and your dumb ass move

Sucks to be him

Social media is nothing short of a megaphone for the obtuse.

1MOREMOD · 10-22-2018, 09:05 AM

I didn't win on purpose so it would get larger

The0pportunist · 10-22-2018, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Damn....

- Stuck with T Mobile
- Phone battery nearly dead
- Life savings amounts to less that $5k
- Just spent $3200 on powerball and lost
- The whole internet knows about you and your dumb ass move

Sucks to be him

This is why the lottery is banned in some countries.
Some people just can't handle it.

****** · 10-22-2018, 09:38 AM

You guys just didn’t pray hard enough for that poor dude... apparently we’re a little short on Evangelicals around here...

King Rudi · 10-22-2018, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

That's what she said

Did you just assume the gender of the non-present party of this joke?

King Rudi · 10-22-2018, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I'm sorry...

"That's what they said"
Doesn't have the same ring to it. I'm inclined to continue to hurt your PC feelings lol

I don't have any feelings, I'm just fucking with you.

I always use a spin off of the "she said" jokes with, "you say that to all the guys." Try it out, it's a good time.

****** · 10-22-2018, 09:56 AM

“i didn’t win on purpose so it would get larger”

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

That's what she said

I assumed that was a dick joke that was missing something....

King Rudi · 10-22-2018, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Herdalum

“i didn’t win on purpose so it would get larger”

I assumed that was a dick joke that was missing something....

Yes.....a dick.

****** · 10-22-2018, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Yes.....a dick.

but, but, “ so it would get larger”? The dick wasn’t implied? C’mon...who hasn’t heard that before, right? Just preceded with something a little different...

King Rudi · 10-22-2018, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Herdalum

but, but, “ so it would get larger”? The dick wasn’t implied? C’mon...who hasn’t heard that before, right? Just preceded with something a little different...

I agree with you. They can't all be winners, he tried.

****** · 10-22-2018, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Jackpots get larger too...

Apparently we can pick our poison. You have picked yours! LOL

Lol...

UncleWede · 10-22-2018, 11:21 AM

As I rode my bike into the baseball field where my son used to play (to pay my bookie) I thought to myself, "Self, we REALLY need to win this lotto thingy and repave this fucking road"

TomD335xicoupe · 10-22-2018, 11:57 AM

draft an affidavit detailing the percentages of the winnings I want to go to my family as partners in the ticket , like the pools at work do so they get it direct from the lottery , pay their own taxes , and do not have to wait for me to die and then pay inheritance tax after I paid all that income tax

kscarrol · 10-22-2018, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TomD335xicoupe

draft an affidavit detailing the percentages of the winnings I want to go to my family as partners in the ticket , like the pools at work do so they get it direct from the lottery , pay their own taxes , and do not have to wait for me to die and then pay inheritance tax after I paid all that income tax

You see, this is why I would come to the BMW forum for my legal and estate planning advice!!

1MOREMOD · 10-22-2018, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I agree with you. They can't all be winners, he tried.

Whadido

King Rudi · 10-22-2018, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Whadido

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
I didn't win on purpose so it would get larger
That's what she said

Poorly executed "What she said" joke.

Darth One · 10-22-2018, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Try it out, it's a good time.

TWSS

King Rudi · 10-22-2018, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

TWSS

Dammit.

King Rudi · 10-22-2018, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Hey you hurt my feelings

....waiting on your "Great you won!" thread.....

WreckerX5d · 10-22-2018, 04:47 PM

I'd probably turn Forza Horizon into a reality.. Also give my friends and family lots of money on a percentage based factor.

Dog Face Pony Soldier · 10-22-2018, 05:56 PM

Within hours of realizing I won I'd pack up some essentials and move into the nicest hotel room I could find. This would serve as my home/hideout while I hired a financial advisor and started sorting out my next 30 days. Considering the time of year, I'd probably quickly start renting a house in Arizona while I shopped for a piece of property and began a full time effort to become a scratch golfer.

upstatedoc · 10-23-2018, 12:28 PM

make sure you all get your mega mill tickets today to drive up the jackpot=more for me

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****** Banned 2084 Rep 1,688 Posts Drives: 2019 X5 Msport Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greenville, SC iTrader: (0)	You guys just didn’t pray hard enough for that poor dude... apparently we’re a little short on Evangelicals around here...
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18326 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	As I rode my bike into the baseball field where my son used to play (to pay my bookie) I thought to myself, "Self, we REALLY need to win this lotto thingy and repave this fucking road"
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