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Breast | 33 | 36.26% | |
Legs | 16 | 17.58% | |
Butt | 45 | 49.45% | |
Face | 45 | 49.45% | |
Personality | 24 | 26.37% | |
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06-25-2018, 01:09 PM | #23 | |
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I'd kill to have such a short list to choose from! Dating was hell for me!
I can't stand pussies, whining bitches, party boys, men who take more time to get ready than I which is with shower time about five minutes, I have a thing for belts and I can't stand wannabe machos. I can't stand idiots. All topics that interests me are deadly boring to 99% of the world's population, but I do enjoy listening to people talking about their passion, what ever that is. That tendency has led me to the weirdest situations in life but it sure has made the evenings interesting. I can't watch a man drinking anything through a straw, that's just so fucking no, no NO the world ends there. I don't want to be the smarter one, which I hoped would've expanded my dating pool, but nooo... I can't stand spineless whimps and cowards. And then they need to have nice shoulders. So instead before I get to a physical attibute, I have to basically go through a mile long check list which is mostly about me myself and I, and at that point when I was done doing that I felt like the biggest bitch in the universe and had a boring evening with a guy with weird shoulders.
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I can list the reasons I married him too if you really want a punishment post for your use! I still wonder daily why he keeps me around, I'm way under his class.
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So why aren't you married then? LOTS of low IQ ladies out there today... |
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Have you ever seen anyone drinking a beer with a straw? Whiskey? I'm not a fan of people who do girly drinks so straws are easy to spot in dark clubs.
It's better than boobs!
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No, tits are much better. I have never said "She has bad shoulders, no thanks." |
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I have great boobs still, that's why I get to have my straw clause.
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Side note: Wouldn't "Human Attributes" be considered personality type traits such as honesty, loyalty etc.??? Physical attributes would be closer to topic of conversation I would imagine. |
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Can you please fix your handle so I can love you again, Judy? This is too confusing for my fucked up brain!
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I want my girl back! Judy is too manly! Thanks for being an epic sport about my dyslexia. I appreciate it a ton an for a new hot chick on the forum, like I thought you were with all my alternative reading, you're very cool!
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I get writing patterns filed fast but when someone changed a handle, while being nice to everyone here, that's confusing.
We totally need more posters like you here. And all eternity, you're my girl.
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