When it rains, it pours....literally.

Kilgore Trout · 02-25-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by nick6753

Well, I've had quite the crappy afternoon. I get a call from the lawyers office saying that my final divorce papers are ready to be picked up. Keep in mind this is a divorce I didn't want, so wasn't feeling real happy to begin with. I go in and pick up my papers in the pouring rain and come back out, and hear a hissing sound. I look, and my left front tire is almost all the way flat, and a nice big shiny silver screw in my tire is looking back at me. This is one time I wish I still had runflats on the car. So not only did I get to pick up divorce papers, but I got to repair a flat tire in the pouring rain in the parking lot of the lawyers office too. Awesome day! Oh well, worse things could have happened. At least I didn't have a wreck or something. Hopefully tomorrow will be better than today!

You know what always makes me feel better? Revenge. Find somebody who has wronged you, and get even. For example, you might try running down your wife's divorce lawyer with your BMW. And, if you get arrested or something, just tell the police Kilgore Trout told you to do it, and then you won't get in trouble.

blue2fire · 02-25-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

You know what always makes me feel better? Revenge. Find somebody who has wronged you, and get even. For example, you might try running down your wife's divorce lawyer with your BMW. And, if you get arrested or something, just tell the police Kilgore Trout told you to do it, and then you won't get in trouble.

LOL
You have your affairs in order and are getting ready to escape to the Bahamas, i presume?

Kilgore Trout · 02-25-2009, 11:01 PM

Nah. Since my E91 is new, I get to do whatever I want for 4 years or 50,000 miles.

Bimmer Nerd · 02-25-2009, 11:10 PM

damn, that sucks

well, maybe she wasn't the one for you and it all happened so you could be with someone better, life goes on man, it will be all good

nick6753 · 02-25-2009, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

You know what always makes me feel better? Revenge. Find somebody who has wronged you, and get even. For example, you might try running down your wife's divorce lawyer with your BMW. And, if you get arrested or something, just tell the police Kilgore Trout told you to do it, and then you won't get in trouble.

LOL

I think her seeing me in the bimmer has been enough revenge. I got it after we signed the divorce papers, so I didn't have it when she was still with me.

Uncontested divorce......$700

Her taking half of the stuff out of the house......$????? Don't want to think about it.

The look on her face the first time she saw me in my 335i.....PRICELESS.

It all works out in the end, and like everyone says, at least I have my bimmer!

bsamoul · 02-26-2009, 12:12 AM

good thing there wasn't time to take the bimmer

M4LF · 02-26-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nick6753

LOL

The look on her face the first time she saw me in my 335i.....PRICELESS.

It all works out in the end, and like everyone says, at least I have my bimmer!

Sorry to hear man, must be a bummer. My girl of 4 years and I just broke up this month. What did I do to cheer me up? I got myself a 335i !!!

This is my second BMW. The first one was an '01 330Ci. I bought it after breaking up with another girl. After getting that BMW, I went out with so many girls.

Fast forward a few years and my girl and I are breaking up. Sure enough, I went and got myself a 335i. I did take her for a drive and I can tell she really like the car. I thought I saw envy in her eyes.

Well, I think we finally broke up for the last time because on Valentine's day, she didn't return my phone call until the day after, saying she was out of town. I was so hurt by it that I blocked her number to my cell phone and stopped returning her calls. She even left a present at my front door. I read her note and burned it. I even burned every card and love letter she's ever wrote me. Very therapeutic btw!

I've had the 335i for 2 months now. I can tell you that I've been on more dates for the last 2 months than the previous year! So hang in there man. Believe it or not, things do get better. Hell, they can't be worse than they are now.

bsamoul · 02-26-2009, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mso4

Sorry to hear man, must be a bummer. My girl of 4 years and I just broke up this month. What did I do to cheer me up? I got myself a 335i !!!

This is my second BMW. The first one was an '01 330Ci. I bought it after breaking up with another girl. After getting that BMW, I went out with so many girls.

Fast forward a few years and my girl and I are breaking up. Sure enough, I went and got myself a 335i. I did take her for a drive and I can tell she really like the car. I thought I saw envy in her eyes.

Well, I think we finally broke up for the last time because on Valentine's day, she didn't return my phone call until the day after, saying she was out of town. I was so hurt by it that I blocked her number to my cell phone and stopped returning her calls. She even left a present at my front door. I read her note and burned it. I even burned every card and love letter she's ever wrote me. Very therapeutic btw!

I've had the 335i for 2 months now. I can tell you that I've been on more dates for the last 2 months than the previous year! So hang in there man. Believe it or not, things do get better. Hell, they can't be worse than they are now.

fire helps everything hahaha

methodtim · 02-26-2009, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bsamoul

fire helps everything hahaha

So true, so true.

Zirenz2006 · 02-26-2009, 09:14 AM

a new car and new (|) ,or better yet both can always brighten your day

where (|) = you figure it out

Geoffo · 02-26-2009, 10:21 AM

(|)..nice..something to do with little cats that smell of fish..

Phil G · 02-26-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Houman21

There are hotties in Alabama - don't let your car get sad, let someone sit on those seats.

Agreed. I've been plenty of places in the world, and I still say we have the hottest ladies down here in the Heart of Dixie.

LOTS of very quality sweet southern ladies here, so they'll be waiting when you're ready (not to mention I'm sure they wouldn't mind checking out that 335!)

F104 · 02-26-2009, 12:54 PM

great pieces of short term advice here. Look-at-how-much-i spent-because-of-you-and-will-be-worthless-in-5-years. Goes down really well. Don't burn any bridges if you can avoid it. Splitting up and staying friends might be difficult, but pays in the long term

UFOGUY · 02-26-2009, 01:32 PM

sorry to hear about your divorce.

how did you repair your flat? did you have a spare in the trunk or did you use a sealant and pump?

i have the space saver spare and fitment kit from leatherz.

Kilgore Trout · 02-26-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by F104

great pieces of short term advice here. Look-at-how-much-i spent-because-of-you-and-will-be-worthless-in-5-years. Goes down really well. Don't burn any bridges if you can avoid it. Splitting up and staying friends might be difficult, but pays in the long term

Here in America, we focus on the short term. Borrow more money than you can afford, and pay it off at 19.8% interest compounded daily. The future is irrelevant.

So, I say screw staying friends. Take revenge now, and worry about the consequences later.

That divorce lawyer's back is just crying for a few runflat tire tracks.

Deda · 02-26-2009, 01:44 PM

you will feel much better very soon!

Cab5er · 02-26-2009, 01:47 PM

It will be sunny soon

Zirenz2006 · 02-26-2009, 02:02 PM

Shay Laren should cheer you up!

Kilgore Trout · 02-26-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Zirenz2006

Shay Laren should cheer you up!

I know I'm happier now.

F104 · 02-26-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

Here in America, we focus on the short term. Borrow more money than you can afford, and pay it off at 19.8% interest compounded daily. The future is irrelevant.

So, I say screw staying friends. Take revenge now, and worry about the consequences later.

That divorce lawyer's back is just crying for a few runflat tire tracks.

"Here in America" is why the world is falling apart.

Zirenz2006 · 02-26-2009, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by F104

"Here in America" is why the world is falling apart.

get in your digs against the US

ianthegreat · 02-26-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

Nah. Since my E91 is new, I get to do whatever I want for 4 years or 50,000 miles.

at least you do with the BT scanner

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