What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Lol. That's what you're offended by?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Why you gotta pull out a pic of ASBSECU E93 drawers??

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

Why you gotta pull out a pic of ASBSECU E93 drawers??

To remind him to restock when he sees this thread. Haha

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Why do girls take so long in the restroom?

If I had to sit down to use the bathroom, I would take forever too. Spend minutes cleaning the toilet to a state that it's appropriate to lay down multiple layers of toilet paper. Then, I have to take rests while I squat tiredly over said toilet.

[Aatish]

PURPLE

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

If I had to sit down to use the bathroom, I would take forever too. Spend minutes cleaning the toilet to a state that it's appropriate to lay down multiple layers of toilet paper. Then, I have to take rests while I squat tiredly over said toilet.

I do the same thing. No way in hell I'm using the provided ass gasket. I've got it down to an art form.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Get one of these and freak them out.

apparently - this might become a real possibility here in NC...without the 'tool' for assistance.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Why you gotta pull out a pic of ASBSECU E93 drawers??

Originally Posted by duck fat

To remind him to restock when he sees this thread. Haha

congrats - you get the 2nd FUQ'R of the day from me...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

congrats - you get the 2nd FUQ'R of the day from me...

Lost count / old folks memory thing again, eehhh?? MK and I were already two and so technically, ducky would make it 3...

[ASBSECU E93]

taking delivery of the 335d this week

Let the modding BEGIN!!!!!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

taking delivery of the 335d this week

Let the modding BEGIN!!!!!

Not excited... I remember the saga we went through for you to pick a SC...

You won't pick up mods until 2017...

[Aatish]

Ohhh, so it's Harambe and not Hammurabi

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

taking delivery of the 335d this week

Let the modding BEGIN!!!!!

So what cars do you own now? I've lost track.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

So what cars do you own now? I've lost track.

5 at the moment

after November - will be back down to 4.

Hopefully next July - I'll be down to 3 when VWoA finally buys back the Touareg.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

5 at the moment

after November - will be back down to 4.

Hopefully next July - I'll be down to 3 when VWoA finally buys back the Touareg.

Ah ok.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ah ok.

BTW - I figured out how to pull the map light assembly out on the E93 for the LED light swap.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

BTW - I figured out how to pull the map light assembly out on the E93 for the LED light swap.

Happy for you. I now have a both a low beam and a daytime headlight out

[positiveions]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Why do girls take so long in the restroom?

Powder up, retouch make up, etc..... That's what my wife claims. I'm like honey, you still look beautiful to me.
Me, I get in and out fast. Taking a dump is a complete waste of time.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Happy for you. I now have a both a low beam and a daytime headlight out

Time for a Tara youtube DIY video...?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Time for a Tara youtube DIY video...?

Yeah once I figure out how the hell to do it!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yeah once I figure out how the hell to do it!

DRL (Angel's) are easy...

Xenon bulbs are not.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

DRL (Angel's) are easy...

Xenon bulbs are not.

Yeah I'm really not wanting to do this.