What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Haven't exactly been in the best of moods as of late, so I've kind of been ignoring everyone.

Start exercising more regularly. You'll feel better.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

Haven't exactly been in the best of moods as of late, so I've kind of been ignoring everyone.

Aw just take it out on us! We can handle it!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Start exercising more regularly. You'll feel better.

This is what I really need to do. Have been riding the trainer more often but really need to start hitting the gym every day again and get cuts for sluts, curls for girls.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Aw just take it out on us! We can handle it!

I do enjoy abusing all you bitches.

[Mike.]

are you guys going to bimmerfest? its in like maryland right?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This. I always wonder if I'm the only one who reads those agree incident reports of shootings where they report finding "4 guns and over 500 rounds of ammunition" or something similar and think, "eh, that's not really all that much." Ammo quantities judgments should be like this:
Under 50 rounds found: newbie, risk of accident or suicide -risk level = moderate
Between 200-500: possible terrorist or criminal, too much to be new, not enough to be enthusiast, "up to something" - risk level = high
over 1,000: enthusiast, probably trained, not trying to be low key- risk level = low

I keep an excel sheet with a page for each caliber. Multiple brands, types, weights for each caliber. Have a summary page that makes me smile.

there's a lot of ammo in the safe. Guns aren't anything more than a rock without ammo.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I keep an excel sheet with a page for each caliber. Multiple brands, types, weights for each caliber. Have a summary page that makes me smile.

there's a lot of ammo in the safe. Guns aren't anything more than a rock without ammo.

Don't have a safe, everything is hidden in inconspicuous places that retard thieves would never think to look.

Sure it is, add a bayonet and it's now a really sharp rock!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mike.

are you guys going to bimmerfest? its in like maryland right?

Bimmerfest next weekend is near LA. I'm flying in!

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Bimmerfest next weekend is near LA. I'm flying in!

Oh shit I'm out

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Oh shit I'm out

:

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Bimmerfest next weekend is near LA. I'm flying in!

We need to make it the forum's mission to get Arcades out. He needs some fun and friends.

[Mr Tonka]

I'm pretty tired. I think a nap is in order.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

We need to make it the forum's mission to get Arcades out. He needs some fun and friends.

He's an introvert like me so I feel his pain.

Arcades Just swing by for 10 minutes and say hi to me.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

He's an introvert like me so I feel his pain.

Arcades Just swing by for 10 minutes and say hi to me.

That's what I'm talking about! Just slide in, chill with bimmette for a few. It's cool.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That's what I'm talking about! Just slide in, chill with bimmette for a few. It's cool.

I ain't going. Hate you all...missing all the fun.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I ain't going. Hate you all...missing all the fun.

Loser!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Loser!

I know! Not allowed to fly until at least end of July.

Can totally go otherwise. Racked up like 120k miles in the past year. So free flights for whole family.

[Mike.]

hi guys

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Axius

Don't have a safe, everything is hidden in inconspicuous places that retard thieves would never think to look.

Sure it is, add a bayonet and it's now a really sharp rock!

Woman spends the night at Axius's house.

Wakes up early and pours herself a bowl of cereal.

Sees this...

[Mike.]

just spent 100 bucks on a starbucks cup...
WHY

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mike.

just spent 100 bucks on a starbucks cup...
WHY

Da Fuq?!?!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Da Fuq?!?!

He probably did it for the hot girl

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mike.

just spent 100 bucks on a starbucks cup...
WHY

That cup better come with free coffee for a month....and that's ANY drink.