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      05-20-2016, 10:31 AM   #28711
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Nothing like starting your morning with a 90 min massage.

Well, there are things like it and things that are even better, but starting with a massage ain't bad. lol
How's your recovery been and stuff, man? I see you do a lot, daily!
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When someone said they wanted to turn you around, this isn't what he meant! Just sayin'. Haha... how come Verbiage had to pick me to be his rub-buddy What did I ever do?
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When someone said they wanted to turn you around, this isn't what he meant! Just sayin'. Haha... how come Verbiage had to pick me to be his rub-buddy What did I ever do?
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I figured out why bimmette 's getting into ballet.

I was looking for a specific movie clip, but who knew how much online effort was dedicated to "male ballet bulges" *needs bleach for eyes*

What I was looking for:

Here is some video of my first ballet performance:
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UPS left a box of ammo on my front door step once.

.....and i didn't even order it. lol

Score!!
What in the fuck. That's some bullshit. I never luck out like that.
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How's your recovery been and stuff, man? I see you do a lot, daily!
Agreed. Although I prefer to end my day with a good massage. Found a great masseuse at the place my wife and I goto. She got magic hands and elbows. Mad skills.
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What in the fuck. That's some bullshit. I never luck out like that.
What if you've got a .40 gun and the box of Ammo was 9mm? Do you buy another gun or do you try to swap the 9mm rounds for .40 somehow?
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I figured out why bimmette 's getting into ballet.

I was looking for a specific movie clip, but who knew how much online effort was dedicated to "male ballet bulges" *needs bleach for eyes*

What I was looking for:

Here is some video of my first ballet performance:
Uh, definitely no. They all look gay to me.
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I figured out why bimmette 's getting into ballet.

I was looking for a specific movie clip, but who knew how much online effort was dedicated to "male ballet bulges" *needs bleach for eyes*

What I was looking for:

Here is some video of my first ballet performance:
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What in the fuck. That's some bullshit. I never luck out like that.
I have to admit it was my rental house and was addressed to the tenant who owed 2 months of back rent and was in breach of lease from vacated the house.
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What if you've got a .40 gun and the box of Ammo was 9mm? Do you buy another gun or do you try to swap the 9mm rounds for .40 somehow?
Ummm, you just buy another gun, duh. Really dude!

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I have to admit it was my rental house and was addressed to the tenant who owed 2 months of back rent and was in breach of lease from vacated the house.
You can't leave out details! Now it's not as fun and I discredit your whole story!
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What in the fuck. That's some bullshit. I never luck out like that.
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How's your recovery been and stuff, man? I see you do a lot, daily!
I used to get a massage every 3 weeks. My massage therapist changed her working hours so it's been about 5 weeks since my last one. I planning on getting one every other week now. I think that's a big part of keeping me loose, especially my back. I can take care of my legs pretty well with "the stick" and icing, but back and neck is her responsibility. lol

Wife is learning about noninflammatory foods and is going to start incorporating them into recovery days. Hopefully that helps.

Also need to get more of a stretching routine going. I think a 15 minute stretch session after a short strength session would be helpful. Just hard to allocate the extra time for that once or twice a week. I need to settle into a real training plan rather than this winging it stuff too.

Thanks for asking, now i have to work out more.
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I figured out why bimmette 's getting into ballet.

I was looking for a specific movie clip, but who knew how much online effort was dedicated to "male ballet bulges" *needs bleach for eyes*

What I was looking for:

Here is some video of my first ballet performance:
You google some weird shit.

Good job.

PS, that's why all bike shorts should be black.
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You google some weird shit.

Good job.

PS, that's why all bike shorts should be black.
He didn't google it. It was already in his collection...
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He didn't google it. It was already in his collection...
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Ummm, you just buy another gun, duh. Really dude!



You can't leave out details! Now it's not as fun and I discredit your whole story!
yeah, what kind of noob question was that?

Now it's better because it falls into "instant karma" category. Well, delayed by a few weeks karma anyway. They don't delivery ammo instantly yet.
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Uh, definitely no. They all look gay to me.
Ummm... that's because they are. Except, based on visual evidence, Mywifes335 's "spotter". She could springboard off that thing for some extra leap height.
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yeah, what kind of noob question was that?

Now it's better because it falls into "instant karma" category. Well, delayed by a few weeks karma anyway. They don't delivery ammo instantly yet.
We're surrounded by ignoramous apparently. We need to infect more people with gun knowledge. Once I land a new job, Steyr Aug Bullpup is first on the list.

Okay, I give you credibility back for having a logical response, we can be friends again.
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You google some weird shit.

Good job.

PS, that's why all bike shorts should be black.
Hey, I am willing to do the jobs that regular Americans don't want to do. Wait... I am a regular American... dammit. Well, I just don't mind getting weird for the lulz.
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We're surrounded by ignoramous apparently. We need to infect more people with gun knowledge. Once I land a new job, Steyr Aug Bullpup is first on the list.

Okay, I give you credibility back for having a logical response, we can be friends again.
Whew... I for one feel better. This way he can drop and in and see you again next time he is... wait, I mean, not AGAIN... but yeah...
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