Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

[SugarSkulls]

Inject Botox in your butthole

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Let's get back to Botox.

Botox for the ass ? Ohhhh wow !

[Axius]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Inject Botox in your butthole

Pre or post bleaching?

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

Pre or post bleaching?

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Anal bleaching is a beautiful thing.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

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Anal bleaching is a beautiful thing.

Amen. Nice perfect little sphincter winking at you, silently asking you to come closer and closer.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

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Anal bleaching is a beautiful thing.

Thought that was a homo thing ?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

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Anal bleaching is a beautiful thing.

They rub bleach into your ass! Repeatedly! That sounds so bad for you.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Biorin

They rub bleach into your ass! Repeatedly! That sounds so bad for you.

Scented or regular?

[Sara]

Disgusting!!!

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Biorin

They rub bleach into your ass! Repeatedly! That sounds so bad for you.

Well, I could rub it in for you with the tip of my...q-tip. That way it's equally as painful for the both of us? (Or pleasurable whatever)

Hahahaha could you imagine a bleached penis head/tip?! Sign me up

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Personally, I prefer a man who takes care of his looks

That's horrible photoshop skin smoothing attempt. lol

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Personally, I prefer a man who takes care of his looks

....meanwhile, I take care of my bank account.....

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

....meanwhile, I take care of my bank account.....

I want to have my cake and eat it too

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I want to have my cake and eat it too

Sometimes - a bank account makes a 5 very close to a 10....

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I want to have my cake and eat it too

I'll bake one with Christmas ....My personal special edition with liqueur (Grand-Marnier) and Belgian chocolate

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Sometimes - a bank account makes a 5 very close to a 10....

I wouldn't screw Carlos Slim if he was the last man on Earth. Now Robert Downey Jr. though has everything a man needs.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'll bake one with Christmas ....My personal special edition with liqueur (Grand-Marnier) and Belgian chocolate

Send one my way please

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Send one my way please

Sweety..if that was only possible , right now and without any doubt !

You was married with the wrong man...You need a man with bake skills

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I wouldn't screw Carlos Slim if he was the last man on Earth. Now Robert Downey Jr. though has everything a man needs.

Will you still screw me if I'm not that rich, but have a hot bod, as long as I won't tell anyone?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Will you still screw me if I'm not that rich, but have a hot bod, as long as I won't tell anyone?

You guys have to tell us though. But we don't really count anyways since we are just figments of your imagination (like the m6 and i8)

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You guys have to tell us though. But we don't really count anyways since we are just figments of your imagination (like the m6 and i8)

I don't even exist. Im actually a character created by forum member who just doesn't want to sully his real name.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Sometimes - a bank account makes a 5 very close to a 10....

Fuck