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Empty a bottle of sulfuric acid down that hole one morning. That'll teach the little bitch to come around your hood and plow wherever he likes.
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I used to have a raccoon problem. Same thing dug a whole and hidd under the shed. He was scared of me and would never come out when I got close. Turns out the raccoon hated loud noise. I brought my bike over and revved the motor a few times close to red line. That little guy ran out of the hole like a bat out of hell. When he came out I wacked him with a shovel. He ran away, I then filled the hole with raccoon poison... Never came back.
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05-20-2016, 07:43 AM | #31 |
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Buy it a one way ticket to Japan (or maybe Europe)? You should start a thread to figure out which... and, if Europe, where good places for it to visit would be - I'm thinking Poland.
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Dont do what my buddy did...
My buddy lived on an ultimate bachelor pad, 1/4 section of ground, wooded, 3 fishing ponds, damn near in the city. He was setting traps around the place to get rid of some coons etc. One night, he had a blind date set up. But before he went on the date he drove around and checked the traps. As he pulled up to one trap he saw that it had a skunk in it. He proceeds to get his 22 rifle and shoot it in the trap. This caused the skunk to spray ALL OVER THE PLACE. PLUS, the wind was just right and drifted back onto him and into his truck...But...does my buddy go and take a shower or bathe in tomato juice? NAAAHHHH....he proceeds on with his blind date, smelling like a skunk. He evidently smelled so bad that work finally sent him home on Wednesday because he smelled so bad...4 days after he got sprayed. Oh, and no, he did not get a second date. |
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They have pellet guns that are every bit as powerful as a 22 LR...I have a .177 rifle that is pushing 1000fps. great for rabbits that eat your garden etc...
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05-20-2016, 08:17 AM | #38 |
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If that is the case, why does everyone call you the "two pump chump"?
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Leave a bowl of coolant outside of the hole, for some reason animals are attracted to the smell and will drink it. Then just cover up the hole because it'll go back in and probably die down there.
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Haha... if you fire off early for her, then the situation is far worse than I suspected.
Or are you saying you are normally a one-pumper and my mom adds stamina to your game?
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So, with most, you're a one-pumper, with my mom you double it up, but with me, personally, you could go all day. I am kinda flattered, but I will have to decline.
No, srs about declining, but about the rest.
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