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01-03-2009, 05:01 PM | #1 |
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When the zombies come: What would you take?
This was a thread from a Cobra board I belong to. If you were battling/escaping hordes of zombies what would you pick for:
1. Main weapon 2. Backup weapon 3. Vehicle 4. Babe to repopulate earth with 5. Theme song 6. Battle cry I will start: 1. M4 Carbine 2. Mossberg 590 Assault Shotgun with pistol grip 3. H1 4. Rachel McAdams duh 5. Avenged Sevenfold: Walk (cover) 6. Learn to work the safety whicho ponk assss (bad boys) |
01-03-2009, 05:12 PM | #5 |
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zombies scare me
Maybe cuz they could be somewhat feasible
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01-03-2009, 05:20 PM | #7 |
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This thread is awesome.
1. M 249 SAW 2. G36C 3. F650 4. Kate Beckinsale 5. 3 AM by Young Jeezy. 6. Howard Dean Battle cry - BBYYYAAAAHH!!! |
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01-03-2009, 05:23 PM | #8 |
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excellent!!
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01-03-2009, 05:37 PM | #9 |
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1) Main Weapon - M16
2) Secondary Weapon - Barett .50 Calibre 3) Getaway Ride - MV Agusta F4 4) Girl - Megan Fox [IMG]http://www.collegec*********/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/06/megan-fox-panties.jpg[/IMG] 5) Theme Song - Kenny Loggins Highway to the dangerzone 6) Battle Cry - WOOT WOOT |
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01-03-2009, 05:44 PM | #10 |
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1.Gatling Gun
2. Chuck Norris 3.Big Foot 4.Adriana Lima 5.Three Drives on a Vinyl - Greece 2000 6. SH*T JUST GOT REAL!!!
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01-03-2009, 06:41 PM | #11 |
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let me say this before posting: my knowledge of firearms consists entirely of what i see on futureweapons.
primary weapon: barrett M468 backup weapon: atchisson assault shotgun vehicle: lamborghini reventon sex slave: jessica alba my theme song: my battle cry: SUCK MY BALLS YOU ZOMBIE FUCKS |
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JH, your theme song wins by so much its ridiculous! Hypnotize. well done.
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I googled pictures of Adriana Lima and I. . .jizzed in my pants.
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01-03-2009, 07:49 PM | #15 |
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01-03-2009, 08:16 PM | #16 |
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Hey, Forged ...Screw Rachel. Can I ride with you when they come?
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Because "I can provide food" "I can provide shelter" "I can provide security" You will be on watch at night while me and Rachel are fucking. That's the deal take it or leave it. You coming along I think is going to work out pretty well. We will have much to talk about, things such as what the next gen M3 is going to look like anddd Oh and we can talk about how fucked Sara504 is going to be because there won't be anymore Coach bags, Blackberries and tanning booths made once the zombies come hahah! |
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01-03-2009, 08:33 PM | #21 |
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Sorry no can do. She is my wife, you must bring fap fap books or that chicken in your sig. Unless you can find a hottie that is thicker in a short amount of time, there is one more seat. And we can always use her to feed to the zombies in case we get stuck in mud or something. She can be your play toy, or he... whatever your thing is but I'm sorry. Rachel is mine, all mine.
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