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Dont do what my buddy did...
My buddy lived on an ultimate bachelor pad, 1/4 section of ground, wooded, 3 fishing ponds, damn near in the city. He was setting traps around the place to get rid of some coons etc. One night, he had a blind date set up. But before he went on the date he drove around and checked the traps. As he pulled up to one trap he saw that it had a skunk in it. He proceeds to get his 22 rifle and shoot it in the trap. This caused the skunk to spray ALL OVER THE PLACE. PLUS, the wind was just right and drifted back onto him and into his truck...But...does my buddy go and take a shower or bathe in tomato juice? NAAAHHHH....he proceeds on with his blind date, smelling like a skunk. He evidently smelled so bad that work finally sent him home on Wednesday because he smelled so bad...4 days after he got sprayed. Oh, and no, he did not get a second date.
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