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      07-02-2018, 12:14 PM   #92
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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard View Post
A lilttle more manly for you

I have to share this publically, since this is just too fucking funny.

I went for a run with Kissa, and while stretching I spotted this song.

" Hmm, it appears it is not set to be played in Finland. Damn, well I'll just Google it and put it on"

Anyway, I was trying to hit the pace of a snail, while listening to the first search result for that link of yours.

Then I hit this cute little pond and that's when the course started.


"I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god"

At that point I had remembered the song, and since I had the music playing real loud, of course I sang, very badly.

This old lady rises from a park bench. I had not spotted her but at that point my only hope was that she wouldn't speak English.

Then, even through the very loudly played song, I heard the shout.

" Anna you're not a fucking teenager!"

That sweet old lady was my sixth grade English teacher, who had given our class a chance to play music on one class until she heard what I wanted to play for the class. Apparently she got traumatized then, and never got over it.

So thanks, that was awkward. she did shout it in perfect British English.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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