[Beerflakes]

A co-worker of mine at a popular bar in my town has obtained what I'd like to call a "sugar mama..."

I've decided that I need to get me one of these ASAP.

She isn't attractive and she isn't small, but shes young and loaded, drives a new M5, and I've decided that having sex with one of these would be much better than working...

My fortunate co-worker walked away with a couple nice gifts today from this chick:
- a $10,000 rolex
- a $400 tip on a $20 bar tab


Anyway, this is just what crossed my mind and I thought I'd share my new career path.