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Originally Posted by Lups
Yes, now you know my big secret.
I can not watch anyone eat, with not the "European" table manners. I mean I'm so pathetic, my 2 year old eats with a fork and a knife, even if it's just messier that way.
I went out with a good friend of mine a few weeks ago, and I swear the only reason he lived to tell the tale is that I took the soup option. After the salad as the first course, I knew I'd go down for murder if I had a fork in my hand for the main course. Never doing that again. I mean come on! It's not difficult. Use the bloody hands, and don't put the knife down. Just don't.
The words are the sad truth I would cover up better if I had slept more than 20 minutes this night, but sadly no. Oh well...  |
I don't know... killing with a spoon during fits of rage sounds like it can be quite satisfying.
That said, if I ever eat with you, it will be tacos.... and beer, of course.