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Originally Posted by Joekerr
Well....I've always been a fan of experimenting in small scale, before going full out. Like all good tactical commanders.
So....if you can't beat us on the ice, then......
And DON'T listen to Lups, whatever you do, please. She would totally counsel going full out rather than testing the waters for success. This can be seen in her adoption of hot peppers (overboard), her pernicious belief that milk should not come in plastic bags and subsequent refusal to drink said milk (very offensive to milk), and her complete refusal to eat any of the gourmet meals her mother in law graciously prepares for her (overboard again).
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Why cant you be nice to me today?! I'm getting nasty glares from a man and I have to pretend both that I'm busy, and that I know he is full of shit (which I don't know, I even texted my mom to ask when I got married but she didn't get back to me yet!) and its so cold here I cant even go out walk the dog for the rest of the evening!
I know I made fun of your blender anniversary gift but could you find it in your heart to be nice to me today? I have to keep typing or the questions start again and I don't have any friends in real life who would help me right now since they're busy laughing at me and they don't text me back so I'm running out of options on how to pretend I'm too busy to talk about my current huge fuck up!