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oh here's another
Me "listen, I wont bullshit you, I live at home, I work at costco, I drive a pinto, I can't dance, I have no real savings, probably gonna be living in my moms basement for the next 5 years"
Girl .... about to walk away
ME, "But before you walk away,, see this empty glass, and the ice cube at the bottom, I can lick that out with my tongue.... and I can do that all night long"
never fails
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