[Wakka]

I just sharted right now, for the 1st time ever. Not the proudest moment of my life. I had some heavy drinking last night and ate some chili for lunch today. I was sitting in front of the computer and felt an explosive fart coming. You know those that charges up like a jet turbine and explode out of your ass like a air bazooka gun? Ya 1 of those, and I love those, cuz it feels good.



So I got my ass all half raised and ready for the launch and fucking BOOM...misfire...misfire...it felt like my ass just barfed. fucking huge amounts of doo doo all over my shorts, balls, thighs, it fucking sucks.



I just got done cleaning up, just thought I come on here to let you guys know what my experience was for my first shart.



Have you ever sharted? Feel free to share your stories here!