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      12-05-2012, 11:03 PM   #96
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Originally Posted by s4sammy View Post
Interesting story for you all that happened shortly after Obama’s re-election,

I recently asked my friends little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up, a five year old mind you. She said, “I want to be the President.” Her parents, who are liberal in there political beliefs, were in the same room with us. So I asked her, “If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied, “I would give food and houses to all the homeless people.” Her parents beamed.

“Wow, what a worthy goal,” I told her. “But you don’t have to wait until you’re president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and you can give him the $50 to use towards food and a new house.”

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work and you can just pay him $50?” I said, “Welcome to the Republican party.”

Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.
Awesome story!

The stupidity of liberals is truly astounding. Its like they dont comprehend simple logic.

Originally Posted by BKsBimmer View Post
Nice little story. The part you didn't mention to your friend's little girl is that the homeless guy would love the work but it's cheaper and more fun to pay the undocumented immigrant $15 to do the same work then go and say disparaging things about both the homeless guy and the undocumented immigrant behind their backs. Welcome to the Republican party!
Hahaha very cute story, but as liberals go, the logic isnt sound. Why doesnt the homeless man do the work for $15 then?He can use the wellfare $ in conjunction with what he is earning to buy food. Instead, he just sits there and soaks up the wellfare/foodstamps/etc, and doesnt work, thus increasing unemployment. Take away the free money and food, and i bet you my life savings his lazy ass will mow your lawn TWICE for $15. The math i learned in 3rd grade told me $15 + Obamadollars (which is actually my money) > 0 + Obamadollars. If your life sucks, its your fault. Go out and do something about it (this excludes those with severe disabilities or predicaments that prevent them from working, and my pity goes out to thee).

Last edited by Eric335; 12-05-2012 at 11:13 PM.